random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JustSomeDong]

It's always amusing when you are confused about if a user is either genuinely retarded, trolling or has the politicalsperg equivalent of down syndrome.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

My favorite thing about this website is it's always these retards that I have literally never interacted with before who jump into the conversation with nothing to say and just make autistic screeching noises.

 

[Dr. Butt]

is jelqing halal?

 

[S.C.U.D.]

You mentioned the Kiwi Farms to your gay lover..?

 

[Betonhaus]

I have read retarded monster sex fanfics and I cannot recommend it enough.

 

[Path Wanderer]

So do I, dumbass. Part time, but I'm still working.

 

[Tom Arnold Schwarzenigger]

Yeah, that's still a job

 

[PetiteFeet]

Enjoy your eternal doom, faggot.

 

[Mister Eveready]

I am the white race

 

[Dr. Butt]

God must be real because I cannot see this happening for anything other than divine comedy

 

[Beelzebub's Lawyer]

If a 33 y/o is too young and pretty for the role of someone who possesses ageless beauty then call Mamie Van Doren's agent while you're at it. That bitch is old enough to have blown the Wright brothers, Neil Armstrong AND Elon Musk.

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

Please forgive my stupidity, I have a great degree of brain damage.

FYI, I've watched hundreds of hours of relatively-normal porn clips on XHamster and XVideos, and while ZERO of them are Trans (as far as I know!) not all of them have been hetero or lesbian. More bluntly, I've watched my fair share of gay porn, and busted nuts to it.

 

[King Metalia]

Coleslaw is awful.

 

[Premium Gonzo]

pillowcase filled with five drunk weasels

 

[AnOminous]

I for one laughed my ass off at the ball reveal and was horrified he defiled a mint condition Game Boy Micro with his nuts

 

[Battlefield42]

Too gay for the racists, too racist for the gays, here I am stuck on Kiwi Farms

 

[Gentlebastard]

Right now he's getting 0 of those things, but he wouldn't be Russell Greer if he let a simple thing like reality get in the way of his goals.

The fact that kids get motorscooters and dirtbikes and immediately become menaces with them is just proof positive of the internal combustion engine's corrupting influence.

Their lives are just daily suffering, but God simply continues to punish them by giving them life.

"I would really like to understand what is going on with my baby".
You fucked her up yourself, you foul excuse of a mother. Hopefully it is not for good.

I hate munchies by proxy so much it's unreal.

I've seen this guy before and its always amusing how between his eyes and his moobs he has all points of the compass covered

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

How much of a Cartman am I, actually, myself?

Eh. Semi. I'm a semi-Cartman. Or, I was.

Now I'm...super-Cartman? Whatever.

FOCUS ON MEEEEEE, MOTHERFUCKER. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE NOT PERMITTED TO "SLIDE" ME, DISCOUNT ME, SIDELINE ME. ANYONE WHO TRIES TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT AGAIN LIKE THAT, WHO TRIES TO "BROADEN" THE CONVERSATION SO THAT MY OWN FUCKING PROOF OF THE SUBJECT IS PASSED OVER, GLAZED OVER, WILL EXPERIENCE THE TENORMAN/ATREIDES THING. CAPICHE, YOU PRESUMED GASLIGHTING CABAL CUNTBAG?

 

[Banquet Meal]

I guess I’m not a connoisseur of scrotums like you are. My apologies.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Ok, so Grok shot down my implant theory for Epstein and Massie's egg shaped penis