random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

The gun is good, the pennies is evil, or whatever Sean Connery said.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

You usually make better posts than this. Kill yourself.

He "tricked" in the sense that he at least got them to think "well perhaps hes JUST a fucking retarded nigger" for a bit.

Admittedly this is a REALLY lame trick, but it was successful a few times.

I absolutely hate the fact that the recent MVP of this thread has been a larper called Fur Fag.

The only reason why he isn't banned here yet is because he has a thread.

Eating healthy to own the meanies at Kiwi Farms.

We would've believed you if you just told us, we didn't need proof...

You guys have some weird knowledge.

I have never been so bombarded with unwanted knowledge since I signed up to this site.

No one's willingly this stupid, right?

You do realize where you are, don't you?

 

[mr. testicular torsion]

White omega pussy is the best. You can conquer worlds with it.

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Living with your parents well into your 30's and possibly even 40's is pretty much normal these days. Nothing really LOL cow like about that.

 

[Spectate]

i’m happy a lolcow finally mentioned me.


you are nigger

nigger

 

[slungus22]

Please do not develop a Father-Daughter bound with our lolcow please, that's weird.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Men littlerally control like 90% of the world

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

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"My fellow Cimmerians, I have debated this matter with my cabinet for the last several months.
I have gone many sleepless nights in search of a resolution to this pressing public outcry.

Today I will be signing an Executive Order reclassifying Sicilians as White and declassifying them as aquatic mammals.
This was not an easy decision to make."

 

[CaddestSlown]

Hey, @The Last Stand, what colors are your nipples?

This isn't a dating site.

they added a calorie information to the menu acting like that's what matters more than processed bee penis yellow 5 dye that makes you a tranny.

 

[Meat Target]

in a just world he'd be tarred and feathered.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

As a board-certified racist (Local 544) I'm not in it for fun, I'm in it for cleaner air, safer highways and un-shat beaches.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Canada is such a shithole

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

This is a kiwifarms rumor spread maliciously.

(archive)

 

[Black Man Underwear]

I may be a fat retard, but I am not fat enough or retarded enough to try this monstrosity.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Coomers are gonna coom, trannies are going to troon, munchies are going to munch.

 

[Crex Crex]

PSA: DO NOT THE RAPE YOUR CHILDREN

 

[Diggus Bickus]

I don't give a flying fuck that you hate that I still like anthro characters. I will keep liking them, no matter how much you try to punch me, want yo hurt me, or try to burn me down. In fact, Bowser was my first gay crush when I was 11, and it still is.

 

[3MMA]

It's pretty funny, you are supposed to be like lame internet E-detectives, that's all you do, right?

 

[AI generated waifu]

under no circumstance is it ever okay to call a trans woman a pedophile!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I did not bring my Kiwifarms thread upon myself. They just love to hate anything that has to do with people being trans or autistic.

I have never been mentally ill in my entire life