random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Lords Greatsword]

So you mean to tell me being autistic is aryan?

 

[SNEED.EXE]

if they put chicken jockey in cc3 i will be forced to take my own life

"ah yes I am going to be an obese farting trans woman by 2026 with 7 domestic violence charges because I hate my family or something AND ALSO I'll groom at LEAST 16 minors"

"Oedipus and Macbeth had similar dismissive attitudes upon hearing about their own imminent fates."

 

[Maki Harukawa]

STOP BARGAINING LIKE IM SOME CHEAP WHORE TO UNDRESS WITJ YOUR EYES

 

[666NASTYFUCKINGFREAK666]

im so scared of getting pussy i forced my mom to get a c-section when i was being born

 

[NerdShamer]

I HAVE NO STDS
DO YOU WANT ME TO GO OUT AND GET ONE????

 

[Pedophobe]

The word "community" has become completely meaningless, example 105943022345

 

[Cun75p4rkl35]

Kellogg has done a ton of damage to American genitals

 

[Rache Bartmoss]

I AM NOT A WHORE WHO CAN BE BOUGHT

YOuRE NOT EVEN BARFAINING CORRECTLY HOE

IM NOT A FUCKING COWARD EITJER DICKWAD
COME AT ME
COME AT ME
COME AT ME

I CAN TAKE ON 100 OF YOU BITCHES AT ONCE BECAUSE I AM STRONF AMAZINF BEAUTIFUL AND THE ESSENSE OF LITERAL PERFECTION

IM GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS WITH A METAL SPATULA

@Trombonista IM GONNA BEAT YOU WITJ A METAL BAT

IM GONNA RIP OUT ALL YOUR ORGANS AND SPOONFEED THEM TO YOU FUCKIN LIMPDICK BITCH

IM GONNA SHOCE A METAL PIPE DOWN YOUR FUCKING THROAT

 

[FedPostalService]

It's not gay if the second penis is now a festering wound.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Biden's the catboy, BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA is the anime girl.

 

[Pure Autism]

WELCOME TO WHEN I DROPKICK YOUR FUCKING ASS TO MEXICO

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I wish I could be as confident as a troon.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

This is one of the first times I've typed that word out and I feel wrong

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

There's nothing more annoying than getting molested.

seems like the hustle should have been you rent the puppy time as the business, and then your smart clients pay for the "extra"

The first puppy kiss is always free and i'm kinda struggling to see the downside lol.

It's a bore-hole drilled into the space behind where your testicles used to be that's lined with sterilized cadaver skin. It's basic biology.

It's possible to roll a character with negative anal circumference. In other words, no butthole. Randy Stair would approve.

You don't get to call anyone gay when you are part of a bike gang. What is this, France?

I think the reason why people come back is a form of "call of the void". What these people do to themselves is so ludicrus and beyond human comprehension, that we need to see it with our own eyes. AND maybe laugh at an specially horrorfying stinkditch.

If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white, say goodnight.

Apparently a man’s pee, along with his vagina, is stored in the balls.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I already pre-rebunked the malinformation and memetically dispersed it via unregulated shitposting.

I fear this channel is gonna be a huge source of content for this thread, but I honestly don't have the stomach to go and watch some of this shit.

"No stalker child, I am not fat. The accretion disks around my mass are a figment of your imagination. I am not bending space-time around me. Enjoy prison"

For years I thought anything mentioning IANAL was just weirdoes dropping the fact they were into buttstuff into conversations that had nothing to do with it.

Make friends, listen to your friends when they tell you shit like “having anime swords in your living room is gay.”

I'm really starting to think we need to start shaming these people more than we already do.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

"g0y, used by gay men who don't want to identify as gay. They get amusingly pissy if you call them "goys."

 

[The Nothingness]

If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, lay down. If it's white, say goodnight.

 

[Breadbear]

My boobs naturally divide…? As opposed to what exactly? A large monoboob structure?

The cartoon hippo looks like it has body odor.

 

[CEO of Gay]

I care more about getting paid to translate loli porn than I do about my kiwifarms account

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I like how some of you guys in this thread can identify the artists for these pictures easily. "Oh yeah, I know that anthro airplane scat futa vore porn! It's made by magichorselover69, and man, he sure loves his poop!" Godspeed, you fucking wackos

"The boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I goon on company time!"