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[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Also please stop posting gay porn on the farms.

 

[Spectate]

ALL YOU HATERS FIGHT ME IN THE BATTLE OF THE MIDNIGHT SUN. JUNE 21, 2025. IN INUVIK CANADA. I WILL WIN AGAINST YOUR ASSES!

 

[Dead Lion]

I DO NOT FART! I CAN'T FART AND I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FART!

 

[Michael Helmacron]

I DO NOT FART! I CAN'T FART AND I AM NOT ALLOWED TO FART!

Edit: Ninja'd. My bad.

 

[Buttigieg2020]

I'll admit this was kind of bait but that's fair I guess, is "freedom of speech" really all that important though?

 

[JustSomeDong]

All of the remaining posts in this thread have been certified as too retarded to be useful.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

Would you believe me if I told you this is the result of planting only male trees, who become treecels basically jizzing their tree-spunk into the wind without any female trees around to absorb it? Because it's true.

Does everyone here already know that old joke about the isolated lumberjacks that have a magic tree that feels really good to fuck? And one day the new guy tries fucking the tree but it doesn't feel nearly as good anymore, so he asks the other guys what the problem is, and they're like "it's your turn inside the tree." ?

 

[Focken Kiwi]

I will murder every single hater I have on Kiwi Farms. If they do not surrender, they will die!

STOP PLAYING KICK THE AUTIST. AUTISTIC PEOPLE ARE SMART AND YOU BULLY FAGS ARE DUMB!

 

[Gentlebastard]

It should be legal to track these people down and scalp them.

I know there are FAR worse observations to make about him, but god is he an insecure lamewad.

Every little thing he does is tragic (and irritating as fuck).

"This is why your life is already over, Dalit. Enjoy street shitting."

I bet that room sounds and smells like a turkey farm.

they only suck dick as a side gig, not for rent

There is nothing in ashes to be measured except the size of the pile. Rare trans W.

I want to thank you guys for making a thread that is just perfect for getting into the proper amount of rage and disgust needed for a good workout.

how in the FUCK does she have a better beard than me?!

This was a diet tailor made for him. Just eat meat. How hard could that be for a guy who's idea of a snack is an entire rotisserie chicken? But he still fucked it up

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm going to eat it later(non-sexually).

The watermelon is just a fucking watermelon. If you sexualize it get the fuck off the computer.

 

[JustSomeDong]

People are always afraid of dinosaurs coming back or giant spiders. Penguins larger than people? That scares me.

People talk about wanting Catgirls why not Penguingirls?

 

[Plantation Barbie]

So what is Multiculturalification? The answer is NO!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Statement from the victim's family: "I know this spic invader murdered my son, but Jeebus said to forgive him and give him citizenship, also have you tried these heckin UHMAYZING tacos??"

 

[Dr. Butt]

I was talking to a younger relative who's a college student at Christmas and we were talking about the Gaza situation. They started going on about "Zionists" and I just stopped them and said, "It's ok to say Jews, I hate them too." The sigh of relief and smile that resulted are what Christmas miracles are made of.

FROM RIVER TO THE SEA GLASS THAT FUCKING CURSED LAND ALREADY

 

[Space Police]

Two more weeks to flatten the curve (the curve being GDP growth).

 

[JustSomeDong]

I'm not xenophobic, but you humans all look alike, it's not even funny. Honest mistake; don't take it so hard.

 

[Not Really Here]

Went to some of the other news threads to see how they're doing and they're full of retards. So I'll just stay here

Evergreen.

 

[Dr. Butt]

I WANT PICTURES! PICTURES OF ELON MUSK'S COCK!

per say

 

[Spectate]

His ideal women is probably a potato sack with a blindfold, wings, cat ears, and, don't forget, a smell so bad that it kills people.

 

[Two Dollars]

How can I be inbred if I'm not jewish?