random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Dr. Butt]

Trying to have dinner and your failson with permanent crying face is filming you eat for an audience of no one so he can pretend he has a job.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I gotta agree with the cum kleenex, no you ain't coming in my house.

I remeber a site called motherless, it was full of empowered young women.

Reading the thread now, gotten a few good laughs as well as involuntary flinches of disgust. You've introduced me to a whole new world of trans insanity, so thanks and/or fuck you for showing me this

I kind of like being alive, and this kind of shit doesn't just kill the retards who thought it was a good idea, it kills everyone else too.

it has the feeling of Jon Arbuckle getting a win over the USPS

"How come handicapped people drive better cars than I do and walk twice as fast as I do."

 

[The Spoils of War]

Hitler, this story is fucking awesome.

 

[Dr. Butt]

A whole nation of lolcows

"Kiwi Farms".

 

[Betonhaus]

If there's one thing the champagne socialists hate, it's inclement weather.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

In an attic somewhere there’s a painting of Sanders that just keeps getting more and more dignified.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Stebbins is incorrect.

The screenshot in the original post didn't come through, but something about screenshot of a court document containing that exact sentence is just chef's kiss.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Here is how I have mathematically proven that the head cheerleader should fuck me. If she rejects my proof, then she's a stupid cunt and I should murder her."

The dumbest cunt to ever grace A&N.

These creatures scare me. At least the IQ 79 nigs have feral cunning and tend to play to their strengths, this woman is a slow-in-the-mind intellectual.

"Hey I love playing with my off-centre peepee that starts at the base of my stomach, don't you?"

 

[JustSomeDong]

No child, it is you who will be marching to the camps in an orderly fashion! Enjoy concentration!

 

[Thé au lait]

Is Greer explicitly telling the court literally the only evidence in this lawsuit are pictures of Hitler?!?

the two biggest arguments and shit shows I have seen on this website in like 4 or 5 years of looking at it have been cheese and stickers. The userbase of the most evil forum online has the same passionate interests as a French kindergartner.

 

[DickMain]

Started yesterday. These accounts have names like niggerrapistaryan666420 and mass-rating any post autistic

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Lately I've been engaging "zunt" trolls on Palestinian cultural pages. (zionist cunt)

 

[Hitman One]

look at the usernames. It's all stuff like Shartyniggerpenis420.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Who the fuck cares about her ancient fucking miscarriages lol.

 

[CallmeCicada]

darksydephil has outlived justin trudeau

they missed out yugely on hiring someone calling themselves "Eldritch Cumslut".

 

[Thé au lait]

PETA has made allegations of sheep abuse on Kiwi farms

 

[Lifeguard Hermit]

yall heard of the pedophile semen tribes in New Guinea?

 

[Dr. Butt]

I love when a situation is so bizarre you can just throw out stuff like this and it genuinely would answer more questions than it would raise.

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

They should have someone on to do a doxxing workshop so they can learn how trivial this information is to find, especially when someone shares as much personal information as they do.

All he has is a life of failure and toys.

Don't be a lazy faggot. There's a thread for random_text.txt nominations.

 

[Fag Alert Major Fag Alert]

Nigga a amendment is by default constitutional because it's in the fucking constitution