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[Sneed's Feed n Seed]

Nothing ever happens.

Israel will make Iran's toilets explode as retaliation. India will greatly approve of this needful act.
Iran will launch more missiles.
Rinse and repeat.

 

[Post Reply]

The USA's inability to build a liberal, feminist democracy in Afghanistan is in no way due to the failure of the Abrams as a weapons platform.

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

Tim Walz:

I've become friends with school shooters. I've seen it.

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

What do you reckon his tranny name will be? I think he looks like an Alice.

 

[Autistic Gunspergings]

women enjoy seeing a man talk back and lash out at a woman. they don't understand it about their programming but it turns them on.

 

[WinRAR Free Trial]

Walz is gonna go home after this and beat the shit out of his retarded son

 

[Tablet County]

NIGGER A MEMBER OF YOUR SERVER GOT THEIR 12 YEAR OLD SISTER TO DRAW A SEXUALIZED FEMBOY FURRY VERSION OF RUBEN AND YOU THINK THAT'S AN OWN. THAT'S FUCKED UP, RETARD

"I'm not interested into minors."

He looks like if Joker decided to dress up as a pumpkin. And gained 200lb.

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

Your government leaders and the CEOs in bed with them would ritually sacrifice you and your entire lineage for a guaranteed 5% YOY profit increase and you're here wishing we had more 80IQ third worlders to pay $5 an hour? You need to be sent to India

 

[Aunt Carol]

Can someone with a penis please chime in?

 

[glass_houses]

But fuck those dogs. I don't mean literally.

Mate, we need to talk.

 

[Joy Depression]

China's president looks like Winnie the fucking Pooh

India's president looks like an actual poo.

Now let's do America. I know Mr Orange isn't your current president but he will be again by the end of the year. Enjoy being ruled by this guy

 

[Tablet County]

Now let's do America. I know Mr Orange isn't your current president but he will be again by the end of the year. Enjoy being ruled by this guy

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This is the funny quotes thread faggot. Argue about shit nobody cares about in another thread.

Tax:

I'll be honest, I might have this thread 100% as attention seeking due to the whole "Earth's vagina" album name.

 

[Pedophobe]

Okay we're a bunch of retarded faggots fighting for the right to be retarded on the Internet but there's not much left of meaning in the world these days.

Every time I walk in here it's somehow gotten worse.

Nigger is race agnostic now.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Null just got raped (again) in the ass.

By Bargain Bin Laden

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Null wishes he could have betrayed him with a kiss. Full on tongue kiss.

 

[Ron Jeremy Stan Account]

they also claim that they think 45% of all children are trannys and they always have been but they were just too afraid to come out, but when you claim big mike is a tranny their common sense suddenly kicks in and they stop pretending to believe that half of the population has been secretly living as trannys since ancient rome

 

[TheRetardKing]

If they want to pretend to be animals, we should be allowed to hunt them for sport.

 

[Gravemind]

hah ok furfags annoy me but save your energy for something worth it. you tards sperg out at any furfag regardless. go back to doxxing actual pedos and zoos. its the only thing ur good at. take ur dick-sucking buddies with u

 

[Meat Target]

10 bucks says Save the Loli will be the next guy to set himself on fire outside a building.

 

[Gravemind]

it's like pissing in the wind, sure it's fun and feels good and warm, but when you come inside you realise you are covered in your own piss.

 

[Gentlebastard]

Peeped the profile, the silly bitch has a nipple "issue." The issue being it fucking died

Clothe your children solely in HP branded garments to deter troon kidnappers.

Just more of Bobby Gayporn's constant attacks and attempts to have him killed.

If there is a God not only will this happen, but it will be video'd and we'll get a crying update about it all.

Anime girls have hairless limbs like a stingray so obviously real human women are also like living smooth sex dolls.

I honestly love T4T attempters, but especially the straight-with-extra-steps ones. They're so transphobic to each other.

Fuck off. We're burying you at midnight on a crossroads with a stake through your fucking heart and garlic in your mouth.

That's what's happening to "mainstream media."

Now I might be a bit biased, being a right-wing extremist, but seems to me all these Hitler comparisons don't make contemporary people seem bad, but make Hitler seem increasingly benign.