random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[JethroTullamore]

. If, for example, a young man and his attractive mother fall in love and choose to express their love physically, they should be allowed to do so.

 

[JustSomeDong]

you never forget all of downtown smelling of cum.

The clusters of flowers are pretty but only wear them in your hair if you want to smell like cum.

 

[JethroTullamore]

I let a gay black guy jerk off in front of me at the steam room at the Y last week. It is what it is.

 

[JethroTullamore]

its okay to play with mommies boobies.

 

[Tablet County]

Fine, you got me, I'm only an armchair racist. Happy?

First they came for the cringe, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a cringe loser.

Then they came for the Gamergaters, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a Gamergater.

Then they came for the pedos, and I did not speak out—
because I was not a pedo.

Then nothing happened to me-
because I was not a cringe gamergate pedo.

Incest is hot when it's other people.

I only learned this because of Milhouse from the Simpsons, but the "safest" incest gets is second cousins.

 

[WelperHelper99]

It comes down to jacking off to a video produced by a jewish billionaire made with the purpose of destroying the west and the white race or jacking off to the drawings of a mentally ill troon/japanese man. The choice is yours

 

[Tablet County]

Nothing pisses a Kiwi Farmer off more than implying he is some kind of crayon-eating retard.

Nothing straighter than licking the slightly salty sweat off a man’s brow,

You know you fucked up when the narrative shifts to was your project a giant money sink or a colossal money sink.

I don't think you know what the term 'cowtipping' means.

i do, it means being gay

why do I come to this site

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

this shit got hella gay in here what the fuck is up with that steam room story

 

[Hooked on phobics]

I AM TRANS YOU PURPLE TRIANGLED FUCK

 

[Drip Torch]

I AM NOT FAAAAATTTT!!!!!!

 

[UERISIMILITUDO]

Trying to use a "you are a puritan" talking point would work a lot better if you weren't a homosexual furry.

 

[Smokeski]

I AM A WOMAN!!!!

 

[Drip Torch]

It won't work with all the bullying and shit he is doing to me!!! haha fuck yooouuuu!!!

 

[thhrang]

gender euphoria is like a hard drug and I understand why trans people go so crazy off it. It's a good thing but too good. No excuse for Keffals and ava behavior tho. And it's not a fetish

(source)

 

[Tablet County]

Is everyone here gay? What is happening?

 

[Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang]

"PEOPLE WHO LIKE HOT DOGS ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH. YOU CLOSE-MINDED DIMWITS DEMANDING YOUR MUSTARD AND YOUR RELISH. LITERALLY STFU AND WATCH A HOT DOG COMMERCIAL, YOU APES!"

 

[Axiom.]

I'M NOT FAT OR SMELLY!!!!!

Edit to avoid double post

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/amanda...-ghostguy15-saladfingy05.192186/post-19414518

 

[CEO of Gay]

Furry isn't a sexuality lol.

I AM NOT A "HIM". THE ONLY PUPPET HERE IS JOE BIDEN!!!!!

I AM NOT A MAN OR A NIGGER!!!! I AM WHITE!!!!

 

[Pedophobe]

I AM TRANS YOU PURPLE TRIANGLED FUCK

I AM NOT A PHYCHOPATH

QUIT USING PHOTOS!!!!

IT IS ESPUNGED!!!

I AM NOT FAT OR SMELLY AND I DO NOT HAVE A FAKED VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ah hell just read the whole thing, it's great.

 

[Hooked on phobics]

FUCK BLACK PEOPLE!!! BRING BACK THE SLAVES!!!!