random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[BirdUp]

He got doxxed after that brimmy as FUCK Incredible Gassy video for how retarded and niggercoalstone it was, and making a video on the site would bring too many normalniggers to it and probably get him double doxxed and 'zased.

 

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

No, it ain't. It's Avram.

 

[barbie meat]

I can make a fake doctorate diploma in MS Word and put it on my wall showing off my Doctor of Big Penis degree, but unless I try to pass myself off as a physician or something my "forged" document is just a novelty item.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Just like the prophet mohammed (pedos be upon him) would've done.

 

[not william stenchever]

Even in Jail, I serve the Omniscient Ceiling Cats

 

[HTTP Error 404]

This shouldn't need to be said, but DO. NOT. SEDUCE. THE. COW.

 

[Gentlebastard]

It is my sad duty to inform the farms that piggletits is STILL arguing with his fucking toilet on social media

I want to go back to 8 minutes ago when I didn't even know you could get cancer in your cock.

I want the government to send death squads to pornographers. I want legally mandated public executions of pornographers.

I find it very likely that known liar Patrick Sean "Big Fat Liar" Tomlinson, a lying liar who lies, may have, in fact, lied about it. That's just a guess though.

Is that real? That's not real. Whatever you show me is AI generated. There's no way for me to accept a statement so retarded otherwise.

He can unhinge his jaw and eat a whole side of beef, right?

For twenty years me and my family used to drive to the same Chinese restaurant for Chinese and never deviated to another place. They changed hands recently, and it went to shit instantly. Depressing as Hell to lose a good Chinese restaurant.

This shit would make God regret giving man free will.

The next stroke's coming, I can feel it.

 

[MrJokerRager]

THE COCAINE POWER LEVEL IS OVER 5000!!!

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Dyn is highly qualified to speak on this.

 

[Tablet County]

Cracker? Why yes, we did crack those jiggaboo nigger monkeys with our whips right before burning down their schoolhouses and selling them at auction. Thanks for reminding us.

“alright, lads, still no god? No? Good, carry on”

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Well, there's no reason we can't both be retarded.

mass global communication via cartoon avatars is nothing but liquid oxygen for the autism rocket

These motherfuckers don't even know what hotdogs are and you are pestering them about Jesus.

"We are unsure at this time if the alleged attacker was suffering from mental health issues."

Periodic reminder to NEVER EVER seek an encounter/ownership of a cursed artifact such as the Sonichu Medallion. It mutates all who make contact with it, and should be burned into nonexistence.

 

[Asian tech support]

You either die a hero, or you live to see yourself fuck a dog.

 

[Arcade Gannon]

This wee lassie has ingested a shitload of cocaine.

 

[Peepeepoopoo Witch]

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a hollow silicone penis, marinating in pee and vaginal secretions -- forever.

If I had a steak I would fuck it.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

WARNING: If you can’t handle the truth, this post may cause dizziness, difficulty breathing, rapid pulse, and/or nausea. This is perfectly normal, and may signify a change in paradigm. Do not stop reading.

 

[CEO of Gay]

Yeah okay so maybe I masturbate sometimes, (not that I've posted about it) and that's not something I'm proud of but y'know if there's anything I take from you so far I'll remember to not masturbate.

 

[HTTP Error 404]

I am a male feminist nobody on this site is more qualified than me to talk about which drugs are best for raping people.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I have no idea what levels of cocaine metabolites one should expect to find in jizz.

 

[Jang Joo]

It's a normal episode. They talk about incest, abuse, pedophilia, and Boogie.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

These people weren't raised right