random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Army Burger]

I like to rape Shmorky by screaming Ludacris songs at him as loud as I can while holding up a picture of Roy Orbison

 

[Pac]

That's a lie and you are a liar. I don't "think I AM Jesus and/or Einstein", I know I was Jesus and Einstein and bunch of others.

This from the Brad Watson thread.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Saudi Arabia murdering the gays- "I dont know enough to comment. Its not my problem"
Videogame character designs- "REEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

 

[Army Burger]

She really can't talk, she just makes sounds like Tarzan.

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

The Wogglebug must be a beast in bed.

 

[CatParty]

I don't experience "feelings" when bringing about Aryan supremacy.

 

[DZ 305]

Like slipping and falling and 'accidentally' penetrating your cousin
That's totally an accident

 

[Deez Nuts]

FUCK THANKSGIVING

FUCK IT

IT'S A STUPID FUCKING HOLIDAY

-Smorky

 

[zedkissed60]

"Being disappointed with a prostitute is like being disappointed with a Jet-Ski or Ice Cream Sandwich."
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/alison-rapp.18002/page-505#post-1854424

 

[Tempest]

"Your input on otherkin affairs is toxic and unnecessary"

 

[Hellfire]

"A burger in one hand and a knife in the back with the other hand. Wanting to "reconcile" while salivating at every opportunity to troll me."

 

[ICametoLurk]

What gives you filthy scum-buckets the right to publicly lie about a happily married guy and say I'm a pedophile? I prefer kids roasted to boiled and grilled to fried

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

It feels like the spirit of Harambe truly is watching over us, and he wants to see America be great again.

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

“It was Mao Zedong who said: ‘Without destruction there can be no construction’. And, if I interpret him correctly, Donald Trump is the suicide bomber of American politics,”

From this

 

[Un Platano]

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

"Emmy-winner Sarah Paulson found solace in gripping her Clinton doll. “I’ve got you and I’m not letting go. @HillaryClinton,” she wrote."
"lenadunham@ladygaga let me into her vagina for safety when I cried. And that's beautiful."
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/donald-trump-victory-salt.25651/page-6#post-1865272

 

[CatParty]

I like it when trannies look like autistic Korn fans from 1999 instead of looking even vaguely female.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

home invasion by proxy

Middle Class Poorest

Spoiler

Today is a good day for new entries.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Fucking Shmorky...