random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Return of the Freaker]

Truly, a white trash child in a technologically backwards, irrelevant shithole masturbating to Katy Sagal.

I'm, like, a spiritual Hungarian.

 

[Dr. Butt]

"I am not delusional. I am confident."

Hey look my crazy skitzo uncle was right again.

 

[Just A Butt]

it's acceptable to exploit a Black woman in a third world country

 

[KiwiFuzz2]

Fuck humanity, I want clowns.

Sure it'll be gay and there will be lots of tights but mimes don't push DEI through song.

At least with Cirque you can take a woman to a nice dinner first and then have a French breakfast of pussy, black coffee and cigarettes the next day.

Also can I just say that bread and circus to Ancient Romans was getting shit faced and watching people get torn apart by lions and the system needs to do better.

you are a subhuman and always will be

You leave Blondi out of this, Blondi was a good girl who did nothing wrong

About 5 years ago, I cut my member off, and I used a prepaid card.

Goats skeeve me out. If I had an excuse to light one up I would.

This occurrence has granted mine soul insight. What were it, if, there acts a force capable of killing trannies?​

This photo gave me monkeypox over TCP/IP.

Sir, this is a shitposting/politics board. Please make your posts less insightful and more inflammatory.

I'll be honest, killing the dog is not what I expected the white woman to do to it. She's definitely lost the white girl vote, I'll tell you that.

Are you scared of balloons too? Fuck off

The last one makes no sense in the this day and age considering the fact that people are now wearing more make-up than clowns and are using digital filters to hide their appearance. That old adage of being afraid of what's under the make up holds no power in 2024, but some fags will claim it does. I love clowns and I find the humor they attempt to deliver to be the closest thing we have to classical entertainment. Still can't convince the wife to put on a nose and wig for me, she's terrified of clowns due to It.

It’s a shame all nations, religions, and people can’t unite to just shit on troons.

I'll have you know I never once advocated for free speech for the mentally ill.

Memes aside, what does this even mean? How does one’s personal perspective affect one’s ability to drive the train? How is creativity necessary? There aren’t multiple ways to approach this job. You just drive the fucking train.

I wonder how long it'll be before the vineyard goes woke, pulls a budweiser and gets a troon to be spokesfreak and then getting harassed for eternity by twitter and the troon mafia over it also how many bottles of that wine does null have in his basement

"One of the things I couldn't stand about Hitler, was all the fairies he had around him."

You would think after multiple Jewish purges under communist regimes they would maybe shy away from the Marxist shit but I guess not.

I hope things escalate and everyone on both sides gets hurt!

 

[George Lucas]

My PS5 genuinely thinks it's a pretty fucking princess but she is really a giant fat whore.

 

[Pedophobe]

We're all gods tardiest breed and he left us in a hot car

If it wasn't fun I wouldn't do it.

This would irrationally bother me if I were to dwell on it anymore than this, as like most Sonic enjoyers I am a bit on the spectrum.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Nobody plays the oboe in marching band.

 

[Gentlebastard]

I hope they deport these two niggers (used as a non racial epithet) immediately.

Do it. I'm begging you, piggy. More lolsuits. The pro se must flow.

Troons are never gonna stop calling their constipation issues periods are they?

I hearby declare that being Non binary is now the same thing as being a white supremist

Well I guess suddenly realizing you have the greasy shits is a kind of energy boost.

Are you a nigger? you sound like you might be a nigger.

tldr; acting dumb is funny. It also can get you out of annoying situations with pozzed out retards because they can't prove you are being malicious or have ill intent. You are just a bit dumb!

People will call a man a woman for the same reason you don't get in an argument with the guy on the street who thinks God talks to him and prominent people are being replaced by shapeshifters. Or, in a professional environment, because HR ladies will make your life hell if you don't.

The BBC has officially been infiltrated by real patriotic sneeders.

Drip reminds me of something from my high school STD lessons. I wonder if that disease has been replaced by a trendier one. What's the cool new sex disease that all the kids are clamoring after?

Reading an anthropological deep dive on American school marching bands in a thread about trannies is literally the sort of shit I come to the Farms for

frivolous lawsuit with compounded costs because the plaintiff was a fucking faggot

He calls himself stealthygeek but everyone can tell he's a geek. Not the smart kind, though, the rolling around in his own shit biting the heads off chickens sideshow kind.

 

[stupid frog]

The best proof that Brianna Wu isn't a woman is that Frank never beat him.

 

[Doxmatix]

It's like a really fat magic show with flatbreads instead of rabbits.

 

[Tablet County]

We did get shown photos of diseased genitals though.

lmao do black people really need an entire videogame to explain to them how to put in a rental application?

Seriously, how do you CODE TOMATOES to say "I love you"?!

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Lolcows do not care about your feelings.

Gen Alpha follows the Zoomers advancing Skibidi culture and take all the credit for it.

If he's fat, why doesn't he go on a diet?

I can't believe Randy Stair killed a bunch of people for this.

 

[Space Police]

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/help-our-dei-trainer-wont-stop-talking-about-kink.190465/

"Help! Our DEI Trainer Won't Stop Talking About Kink"

 

[Tablet County]

Ole 'start the reactor, Quaid' lookin-ass bitch. Ole creatin' Super Mutants at Mariposa lookin-ass bitch.

activists tend to be terrible, narcissistic people who do not actually care about the causes they push for but instead use social issues as a way to playact the selfless hero and to "righteously" act out Cluster B behavior on society

Tech Jew would be one hell of a slur though.

 

[Neighborhood Janny]

He forgot to mention his appalling eating habits involving feces.

I dont know this meme, pls halp

I'll have you know harassing everyday citizens is extremely tiring work!

 

[Procopius]

I pack everyday for my protection and am wearing basketball shorts so I made sure to make it noticeable I had a bulge there.

 

[Poonocchio]

Good heavens! That vagina is, as a matter of fact, splendid!

 

[Nigga Bullshit]

This guy is literally AIDS. He's like if the AIDS virus grew arms and legs and a body and grew whatever the fuck that thing is on his neck. He is AIDS personified.

 

[Hitman One]

authentic queer Jew.

I had my first Passover dinner since my grandma passed. I’ve since come out as a proud queer trans man

 

[Hillary Clinton's Ass]

It was gay sex that got him pregnant?