random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Gentlebastard]

A severely mentally ill and autistic tranny made a list of transphobes: 84,454 and counting.

Damn it, I didn't make the list, I should submit a pull request.

Apologies for needing it broken down to retard comprehension levels.

He would repeat ad nauseam how the United States has fallen, like he was auditioning for "Chud of the Year".

I now know where all the vowels that the Welsh lost went, they floated across the Irish Sea.

You really think people would do that? Just go on the Internet and lie about their dick size?

I'd normally agree with the absurdity of it, but you might actually find some that believe you. People seem especially retarded lately.

most people aren't worth the effort it takes your brain to acknowledge that they exist

I'm honestly more surprised by the fact that the article implies there exists men that don't lie about their dick size on the internet.

Whenever I go on a date I shove a jackfruit down my pants to instill a sense of both wonder and fear.

When I read cockfishing I thought they meant sticking your dick in water to catch fish that mistake it for food. Which is also the reason I refuse to go skinny dipping.

Oh boy, I love it when retards with no knowledge of anonymous image forums try informing people about anonymous image forums

Reminder that you don’t hate Canadians enough. You think you do, but you don’t.

He's cranking out 300+ prisonings a day. His brain is completely broken. It's a mantra he repeats to himself in an attempt to maintain what little sanity remains. SERENITY NOW!

The other replies have done a fine job of pointing out why your take is retarded, I'm just here to tell you that you're a faggot.

SUNDAYS ARE DEFINITLY FUNDAYS TO NAP UNDER A TREE
...WITH MY DEFORMED MONOPOD TEDDY BEAR, CRIPPLED SON, MINIATURE HORSE AND AMBIGUOUS BIOMECHANICAL [OBJ]-ECTS

Damn I wanna read some genuinely retarded and delusional stories but they're all in the tranny subreddits and I don't feel like trannies atm.

It’s so bad I’ve heard people ask if “playing tabletop games” is code for some kind of extreme sexual depravity because every fat poly couple says that’s their main hobby.

I hope he lives a long life of pain and I hope every single second of it is as pleasant as he is.

what does that mean other than the obvious homoerotic overtones?

I dont mean to be gay and retarded but

I don't know who that ugly bastard is in photos ostensibly of me, because he looks nothing like that handsome devil I see in the mirror every day.

 

[Tablet County]

Acting like you can only hate Russians if your cousin died to a landmine in Donetsk or if some gopnik mugged you is ridiculous.

Don't worry about the stickers they have no meaning except exposing the Glow Niggers using the site.
I for example collect Puzzle peices and when the last one comes I am sure the picture will show a Glow Nigger in a wig yelling alah snakbar

 

[Poonocchio]

This kid looks like something Milo Y. manifested via satanic ritual after crawling out of a k hole on a coke-viagra-popper bender.

 

[3MMA]

Who but Acerthorn would ever refer to their cock as a "basilisk"?

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Do you take a tape measure to bed to see how long you sleep?

 

[3MMA]

 

[Scout Trooper]

@Agoodpotroast

7:50:51 PM
Oh nothing, got railed anally in the woods and now everyone is calling me gay

 

[Super Dilator Duel 3D]

That means somebody somewhere came up with a concept of dick-nipples out of their own brain and got a boner. And after some time, another great thinker looked at it and said to himself: "Nah, it ain't it. But what if they were shitting?"

Being able to visualize a dicknipple with photorealistic shading and then rotate it in your head is pretty aryan tbh. The mind of a white man is so powerful as to be able to contain what is, what could be and even what could never be. Mark another one down for the good guys.

 

[doodoocaca]

I have no L'Jarius and I must Sneed.

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Archeopthryx

The ultimate Transitioning.

Transitioned into a horse.

 

[ForTheHoard]

They even sort of tolerate me gushing over Hitler as long as I do it in a tasteful way.

 

[Mutthole]

>PUBES GIMME PUBES LONG MUSTY PUBES CURLY PUBES SMELLY PUBES MMM PUBES

put the pubes down

 

[Hitman One]

Analingus 101: Is eating ass safe? Dr Cuterus tells us all about it

 

[Gentlebastard]

In my defense, reading that thread and QTs lowered my IQ by 15 points and I was retarded to begin with.

how can someone be alive yet have a death rattle at the same time???

If there’s an option for his stupidity to shine, he will take it

The public at large has the memory of a goldfish and everyone needs to be reminded of how the evil 4channers, at the order of Vladimir Putin, stole the 2016 election from the rightful winner Hillary Rodham Clinton, Mother of LGBT.

Things can ALWAYS get worse online. I thought the cringiest thing ever was when I listened to insane clown posse when I was 15 (in my defense I was 15) then everybody started getting online and I found out about people who spend thousands to dress up like mascots and fuck each other. After that wearing clown makeup to concerts freshman year didn't seem so bad.

I don't really want to say too much, it's kinda tedious to go on about, but I will say that the adjective "crumbly" is not one you ever want to have to use to refer to your teeth.

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When you're oppressed by Microsoft Word.

he's probably mistaking the daily humiliation ritual as banter and the daily beatings with a rubber hose as foreplay

how rude of the 'patriarchy' to ask that you practice basic fucking hygeine

If he got a lobotomy would anybody really notice the difference?

His writing is horrifying, and I've read Jack the Ripper's letters.

Never change. Except for the hooker killing. You should rethink that hobby.

POV: A litter of cats with down syndrome.

I guessed FAT and black/dark mexican going from the headline, but I did get the fat part right based on that thumbnail picture. A dumpy self-loathing first gen hindu would also have been a decent guess.

Waaaaaah people bully fatties. Yes, because you’re fat.

 

[Pedophobe]

you really need to look at how you've been treating me. you've made my villian origin story happen.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

When President Trump shits himself in front of the Pope, let me know.

:::Toddler gets excited knowing he’s going to get a chocolate cake for dessert instead of a tit::

Kiwifarms: “is this autism?”

and then they grow up and join Kiwifarms

People died because the Americans were so obsessed with black cock.

This caused actual problems. People died because the Americans were so obsessed with black cock.

The closest thing reddit has to actual world news is r/anime_titties.

For all your talk, you have sent more American soldiers to stop the power of black cock

Americans were the first ones to talk about how "big BLACK cock" was a specific weapon of war

America's fear of big black cock was its actual fucking policy for like 50 years.

>no archive
>two paragraphs
>black penis
>self posting in community happening

Uh huh.

Yeah, that is about what I would expect a man who molests fire extinguishers to look like.

I can't take a man with a penis plushy seriously.

If I was getting tortured to death I think I'd have bigger worries than if the guy had a boner or not.

When you were hauled out of the cave and gang raped by bears, would you agree this was a consequence of your poor decision making? That you were in fact, asking for bear rape?

if you were paying attention to biology classes, maybe you would have learned that having butt sex with random hobos under a bridge will cause you to have to wear a butt plug 24/7 or risk shitting your pants everytime you fart

Imagine needing your mommy to schedule an appointment with a prostitute!

The Kiwi Farms and The Mystery Of The Shooter's Crotch

Ah yes, a woman wearing clothes. Truly the gayest.

It's like if IDubbz and Anisa did the dragon ball fusion dance.

Have you ever woken up with morning wood one day and decided you might be a lesbian?

What is it with trannies and shit?

Show of hands: Who here is surprised that he didn't just put the whole family in diapers?

I'm not Womb Wizard enough.

None of this has anything at all to do with niggers eating cornstarch.

You're treating them as fuck trophies for clout on Kiwi Farms of all places my nigga.

The days of making fun of LOTR elves with purple nipples are over.

It seems the concept of dinosaur cock n balls has to be settled first.

Do you often get boners thinking of black men in prison?

The real mpreg is dykes getting pregnant. Deal with it.

How much do you think a first edition of The Turner Diaries autographed by RuPaul would be worth?

The nigger troon who made that nightmare EPI mod for minecraft called himself a tradwife.

I'm not joining a Discord though because I don't want to cut my dick off and sell drugs to kids.

Being a Gaynigger is more than an IMDB credit listing; it's a state of mind.

I learned something from this thread. Apparently eating Jewish arse is incredibly high in calories and makes you a massively fat fuck.

A real "I LOVE MY DEAD, GAY SON" moment.

but I think the vagina in question here is a natural one.

No amount of rectal tomfoolery could make me good at chess.

This is the exact reason not to get doxed on kiwifarms. All the autists want my dinosaurs.

 

[Tablet County]

Through God all things are possible. Even achieving spiritual peace without god.

Legally and through legitimate means crack open the skulls of pharma cosmetics and marketing execs with a ball peen hammer

I really like the Klown Bitch song/animation up until they sprout wings and I have to see that hideous gay jester cry bitch tears.

 

[BirdUp]

Please just ignore this post if you're a victim of sexsual assult

 

[Black Man Underwear]

@Feefee81093

Like gay white boy fart porn?

 

[Harm]

Less makey threads, more takey meds.