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[KiwiFuzz2]

We shouldn't let isolated incidents like this influence our opinion of all the trustworthy trannies out there who aren't just malignant narcissists.

But the belief that we have a moral duty to accept reality just because it is real is, I think, a fine definition of nihilism.

I'm frankly unconcerned with the opinions of Lady Gaga. There are other celebrities that have threatened to murder me if I don't suck the girldick and they still haven't shown up to make good on their threats.

You know what doesn’t need de-stigmatizing? Hot fit people having sex.

Is it queerbaiting to tell you to suck my dick if I don't actually want you to suck my dick?

edit: Also, asian people including the women are a soulless bug/human hybrid species. Don’t slander me with yellow fever.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Everyone understands that it's cruel to make a whale perform tricks at Sea World, so why would we think it's okay to put a 75-IQ high-T African queen in a classroom. Her natural environment is the lawless bushlands of Africa.

 

[Markass the Worst]

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Who knows what turned Hans Kristian Graebener into such a monstrous fountain of hateful propaganda. Is he ashamed of his Latino heritage? Was he truly the victim of a botched circumcision & did that fuel his rage against Jews, Trans people, & women? 96/99

 

[BirdUp]

Where billow meets billow, there soft be thy pillow; / Ah, weary wee flipperling, curl at thy ease!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

It's just fuckin' gay as hell, is all.

 

[frozen_runner]

"Lol he looks like shit" said the twitter addicted tranny as he replied to the 78th tweet on a fucking 99 tweet long thread, his greasy hair combed to one side to hide male pattern baldness and face caked in makeup to hide a 5 o'clock shadow

Josh removed stickers I think for two micro seconds so that unironically makes him worse then Hitler.

Then who was the Hitler that liked all my posts and said I was a cool dude?

josh is not single past 30 he has a secret nice racist chubby serbian gf who converted him to a woman respecter
source: it was revealed to me in a dream

Stonetoss will always be a hot racist black women to me.

being anything besides shmorky seems like a win for me

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I love that a website intended to gangstalk an autistic webcomic creator is now used as a safe place to dump dirt on evil people.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT. Did they REALLY just admit that fags reproduce through abuse at the top of the article?

 

[AltisticRight]

 

[Ass Clown]

I'm just glad he isn't talking about getting a face full of his grandma's pussy hair again.

 

[Meat Target]

the scabs? he has bedbugs
you can see Orion's Belt peeking from under it!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

look at all of you barbarians, you primitive apes!

you're metaphorically stoning this poor @Android raptor for the crime of being painfully autistic, easy to wind up, and having questionable opinions about males in fictional media.

who among us is not guilty of one of those things? look where we are. look at what you're doing. i know you're all guilty of it, and by 'it' i mean 'having questionable opinions about males in fictional media'. and i say, he who is without sin cast the first stone!

 

[Toilet seats vendor]

Stop using the f slur please you absolute subhuman scum

 

[Gentlebastard]

"suspiciously easy to find horrible dirt on Jewish people"
listen pal you said it not me

Not guilty by reason of Bitch Had It Coming, your honor

She got brainwashed by the Chubby Chasers Society. One of the names for that group that tell women (and sometimes men) that it's okay to look like the far future descendant of an elephant seal.

I always hear his threats and bluster in his gay semen-infused voice.

I use to think like this too. How young and innocent I was. A mere Stalker-Zygote.

I noticed something interesting. Looking up autism on Reddit gives no results. I tried it on the autism sub and still nothing. Weird. Happens with the word trans, too.

Moisture meters don't work in water, either.

fuck me, there is "letting yourself go" and then there is this

Check out the lolcow iilluminaughtii.

Don't like bestiality? Just don't watch it, you fucking prude

other members chime in to indicate that bestiality is fine and good, but fictionalized depictions of rape are bad

Stop with the bigotry guys. YES YES YES she did suck off a horse, but this expert is here to tell you that the horse didn't actually enjoy it, so it's fine.

I want to raise my arms to pick up something from the shelf, but my gigantic boobs prevent me from moving my shoulders and opening jars... Oh if only I could be a big strong man and not a mere boob haver Sometimes I can't even put on a hat because I can't life my arms at all, ever.

Someone needs to tell this pooner how genocidally transphobic she's being with these party decorations. Jizzing dicks have nothing to do with being a boy; lots of true and honest women have jizzing dicks. She needs to unpack her transmisogyny and do better.

That unhinged "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" roaring is one for the ages.

The limp wrist faggot would pretend he's in a movie and cut himself deep enough to look like a emo teen girl who wasn't invited to prom.

This Halloween, I'm going to stuff a pillow under my shirt, wear a pig mask, and respond to trick-or-treaters with, "Enjoy prison, children."

 

[Neetorino]

Inside every terminal misanthrope is a jaded do-gooder who has been nice for too long.

 

[BirdUp]

Kill everything with barrels. This is Donkey Kong warfare.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Sometimes humans are pretty amazing. And then there's the people on this website...

 

[Hitman One]

So please, think long and hard before you repeat the same mistake you made against Russel Greer

And one last thing: Please do not get any ideas about posting this DMCA Takedown Notice on your website.

https://kiwifarms.pa/threads/2024-03-13-david-acerthorn-stebbins-dmca-takedown-request.186272/

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Small buckets do cause suicide more often than big buckets. And make no mistake, Lucas has worlds smallest bucket and tallest mountain of shit to fit in it.

 

[Blackhole]

someone once rated me dumb, and since that encounter my life has never known peace. the following day, snakes started manifesting in my house

did someone drop a fucking safe on your head or something?

"Being quite an emotional girly such as myself, i proceeded to have a schizophrenic meltdown."

Anybody on Kiwi Farms who thinks they aren't at least a little autistic is kidding themselves

 

[Baked Al-Aqsa]

Nigger. (not you, just in general)