random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[DZ 305]

Guys, for as dumb as I admit I am, there's one thing I do know and thats social studies. Since 2005, I've been so fascinated with the growth of humans, society and their culture. I call myself an "80s Historian"

 

[AA 102]

"Do you think snails care about their contribution to the world?" - @Rat Speaker

 

[Rat Speaker]

"Do you think snails care about their contribution to the world?" - @Rat Speaker

Well do they? Seriously I don't remember saying that at all.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

"My disability judgement misgendered me"

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[Hellfire]

A trigger word, autistic, in your Message Text may be problematic - if you use the term "autistic" as an insult in any way, shape, or form to anyone or anything (even inanimate objects), it's considered a severe ToU violation.

 

[CatParty]

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i understand and want to this post message anyway

 

[AnOminous]

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GameFAQs confirmed autistic as fuck.

Not that we really needed a confirmation. Get @Jaimas on the case.

 

[Jaimas]

GameFAQS has literally been Autistic since god was a baby.

 

[DuskEngine]

I'm really starting to doubt this site is a lolcow site really...it almost appears as if its just a veiled fan-site for neckbeards and feminists.

 

[DZ 305]

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Well that's autistic

 

[Coster]

Well duh, I have autism. What do you expect autistic people to do on websites, not be autistic? Then they wouldn't be fucking autistic would they.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

"Ok. I know that this is a longshot and inappropriate, however in your post in cringspotting you stated that you think penises are beautiful. May I show you mine and see if you think it's beautiful? I'm not asking to offend you I just enjoy showing her off to anyone nice enough to take a look. I have about a dozen pictures but if you want I can take a fresh one special for you."

 

[CatParty]

Go ask you mom for a blowjob.

 

[WeeGee]

This is just the thread I was looking for, to share these gems from Oliver Smith's thread.

I coming after every single one of you - for harassing/cyberbulling me and others, you all belong in jail for your sickening internet activities.

Looney-tunes, the mission statement of this sickening website is to mock the disabled.

?? Are you a real woman, or just impersonating one on this forum? The latter wouldn't surprise me. You're all lunatics and wierdos.

Yes. You're all buffoons. The "About us" on this website says you document facts, but all you do is post lies and false information.

 

[Army Burger]

 

[Hellfire]

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

1. ObeseScreamingBlackMan: We've all got something we've got to be autists about.

Also, I found this one buried in a folder I was cleaning out and forgot I saved. Still gives me a chuckle:

 

[ToroidalBoat]

What is everyone here holding onto?

 

[Randall Fragg]

"The Internet is evil. It's corrupted me!"

 

[Motherboard]

"It's not the spectrum itself that can change, but what it can do is what I can change."

I'd say put the whole thing, but that first line is a work of art.