random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

What the fuck is a squit you masturbation addicted limey dumbass

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

as a white man the worst slur you can call me is a nigger.

 

[BirdUp]

Call me a Nigger again and I will hire hackers to hunt you down so I can shit down your throat.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

"Now I am become Dox, destroyer of Troons"

 

[Gentlebastard]

I think I suffered a brain aneurysm just by reading these tweets.

Just in case kiwifarms goes down I wanted to sneed in this thread one more time.

Does wanting to curb stomp her out of the womb really count as a hypothetical?

I'm going to say something potentially controversial: I don't think a mentally unstable fedposter who lives in a tent on a mountain while fucking a man who thinks he's a female dog is best suited to working in the nursing profession

Nothing says "i couldn't care less" like writing a short novel about how much you're seething.

A wigger, the lowest form of white trash.

Writing my thoughts about what I see in this video would probably get me arrested in multiple countries.

he doesn't want to own a male dog because he doesn't want to run the risk of petting the dog and accidentally touching it's dick and it getting aroused

I mean…. It goes without saying, but normal, well adjusted, non-deviant folks go through their entire life, without ever worrying about the size of their wife’s penis.

Imagine getting half of your genetic material from this fat faggot with bitch tits.

They truly don’t get that most people aren’t going to point at them and shriek “tranny faggot! Look! Look! Tranny FAGGOT OVER HERE!” but rather just avoid interacting with them if at all possible.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I was also a tard doing letters and numbers in first grade, and I am not so retarded I receive a check for it or anything.

 

[BirdUp]

How about I start telling you how to live your life and see where that gets us? you wouldn't like it so why am I forced into it? just because I'm mentally retarded?

What? In a way it's kind of cute! I would have hugged her and then put a bullet through our temples so that we would have died quickly and painlessly!

 

[3MMA]

I've been looking for an easy 3-step plan to turn into a cockroach or black rat for a long time.

 

[Aunt Carol]

ETA: ignore the resin stains, they're not part of the sigil.

 

[Meat Target]

That's no nigger ... that's a space kike!

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Holy fuck, my brain has been so fucking corrupted and desensitized it took me until the very end of the clip´to realize it was NSFW and not just an actual hoo hoo haha youtube animation of hers.

I need Jesus

 

[3MMA]

You are really hung up on the phrase "Master Jannie" huh?

The gunt will transcend its need for a human form

wait til you hear about the website you’re on right now

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Berserk is for gymcels who don't even lift.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

THOSE THREE INCHES MATTER giggidy

 

[MrJokerRager]

>hamas kills hostages
>Israel mad
>Hamas releases hostages
>Israel kills them
>Israel gets mad again

Literally all the Israel has to do is seem more reasonable than Hamas. How do they keep fucking this up?

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I didn't have my first racist thought until I was 13. That's when I got beat up by a black kid who attacked me from behind for no reason.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It’s like watching a French man with a beret and a baguette in each hand, entering an Oktoberfest beer hall, going: “HUN HUN HUN?! How arr you zoing fellow allemagnes! C’est la vie! Only us German in here n’est ce pas?”

 

[General Tug Boat]

We're supposed to believe that the serial creep, pervert and hooker fiend, 50 year old Boogie1488, who has been bankrolling individual young girls off escort websites and seeking for long enough to have extreme technical proficiency and expertise in it (I have never seen him talk with the authority he does about prostitution about anything else), has now met a girl barely even out of high school, and is doing exactly that, and it's simply out of virtue of him being a good person and them "bonding"?

 

[BirdUp]

People from West Virginia say some fucked up shit like "Pin" instead of "Pen".

 

[stupid frog]

I might be an uneducated fucking loser but human behavior is my calling.

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