random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Useful_Mistake]

Sorry I don't think brainwashing little boys into cutting their dicks off is ever going to be a popular practice.

Lil nigga just wants to be gay and they can't stop theologizing and enforcing TRUE AND HONEST FAGGOT doctrine.

 

[Polish Businessman]

So here we are ,a very visibly queer , poly situation

source:

Troon flips the fuck out over absolutely nothing because his friend got sent to a Catholic hospital.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

"I tried fixing my mental health by eating loads of junkfood and watching pornography nonstop inbetween weed sessions, but that didn't help either, its all capitalism's fault."

 

[Pissmaster]

Pegging as a sex act is not inherently gay, however done in excess or in fornication as a lesbian is undeniably homosexual. The male instinct to desire anal stimulation is hushed and shamed, though widely undeniable. This is exhibited in modern times by the widespread plague of autogynophelia and futanari. Even without the disease of pornography as prevalent as it is, historical record of phalic replacement devices have existed since prehistory. Perhaps ritualistic or for the malformed and unfortunate, but psychological documentation is far newer than archeological evidence of penetrating objects for sexual use. The female fantasy of Freudian penis envy has long been speculated, notable in many ancient cultures as well as modern. The first “strap-on” is from the Victorian era, while also at a time where women were treated for hysteria through forcible sexual stimulation. The second class status of the female is also to be taken into account, perhaps an aspect of arousal is the taking of the male role. Pegging between females is the only way to replicate true penetration, while the pegging of a male is far more complex. Gay men while willing to receive anal stimuli, prefer the act of a live male partner. Rarely will they seek a female to sate this desire, making it technically not gay in what would otherwise be heterosexual sex between a man and woman (although roles reversed). However when a straight male seeks anal intercourse with a woman, the lines get partially blurred. The curiosity of anal stimulation is not inherently gay, only in situations of escort encounters or transactional gratification where the male is seeking prostate orgasm over penetration of a vagina is that totally fucking gay.

 

[Spud]

I fucking love fentanyl, I've spent thousands of dollars on fentanyl, I've had people OD right next to me on fentanyl

 

[ScooterL]

Avoid the illegal awful, go to a legal brothel.

 

[Gentlebastard]

On behalf of the BLACK RACE, I GIVE EVERYONE IN THIS FORUM THE N WORD PASS!

You'll get D'Shamarcus dressed in golfing gear saying "what ho chaps, I'm a pre-op honky! Who here likes the Beach Boys?" and shit like that.

Redditor cracks the code on how to keep a job and not get fired. Just show up and leave when you're supposed to, and don't actively cause financial harm to the company.

Yes, you are fat.

Yes, you are ugly.

No, men without a fat fetish won't sleep with you.

No, Null is saving himself for Chantal.

I'm gonna have to stop you there.

... I don't have a follow up, I just want you to shut the fuck up.

So many utterly useless humans in the world who’s only contribution is spewing this utter bilge

Please. I don't have anywhere else to post my cringy DJ Slobbermutt AI voice covers to goof on you.

Also is Current Year ever going to end?

When I was a kid, I wanted to join the local Boy Scouts regiment. My dad said no, because in his words, "you'll get molested and not learn a single useful thing."

Two decades later, I finally see what my father meant, and I'll be forever grateful for his refusal.

He bullied a shrewish, mentally unwell woman from a rich family into subsidising him so that he could become a full-time belligerent alcoholic

"my husband laughed at my rape tonight, he's a MAGA-supporting Andrew-Tate-fan Joe-Rogan-watching anti-vaxxer who hates cats and won't watch the new Barbie movie with me, what do you think reddit?"

From @777Flux :

Never correct your enemy when he's a fucking retard

Talibros are based in some aspects but they really ain't rocking all their screws.

It would come at the price of a total self-dox, but who can put a price on the opportunity to be the greatest A-Log of all time?

Cutting off your dick to spite Utilitarianism.

 

[Florch]

He's a fucking tourist and someone should flamethrower this foreskin munching oven dodging kike

 

[Happy Little War Painter]

ahh here comes the feeder content, right on time

 

[Poonocchio]

He's very unattractive and I would not fist his vagina

 

[Computer Guardian]

Kiwifarmer detected, opinion discarded

 

[Gentlebastard]

troon shield is incredible when it comes to getting away with rape threats

Would you be happy about having an low IQ street shitter lusting after you?

Tech companies have a right wing bias? Try saying faggot and see how long you last lol.

Why are you besmirching the good name of the gay rodeo clown who brought AIDS to Africa? He's a national treasure I tell you.

Didn't everyone have a weird kid you could pay a quarter to eat weird shit?

You are more malleable than you think you are.

Except for people like Null who have ODD. You can’t make them do shit. It’s pretty wonderful.

 

[Meat Target]

“Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me. Give them to me [indiscernable]. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits.”

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Of course there'd be a catch. If I can only rape British women I might as well just not rape.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

Joey Ice Cream isn't the don, he's a simpleton fooled again and again by his troubled son that he loves so much. You know his son Beau. The one that died liberating the slaves on the moon from the East Korean ultra mega MAGA communists

So yeah, he humidifies the hoo-has of hybristophile housewives.

 

[Meat Target]

"AHM NOT FAIVE TOO BISH!"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

A highlight so far is this graffiti about penises written by a man on the walls of a toilet cubicle presumably intended for the use of women.
Ver archivo adjunto 5247586

I have never before encountered bathroom graffiti of all things that made me feel so safe and welcomed

 

[Blackhole]

what you guys dont shove the entire wiener out when your using the wiener flap to be a chad and own the small dick cowokers in the office? they arent impressed by your chad 6 inch cock?

Is KiwiFarms secretly a piss fetishist forum?

RIP Coachredpill, you died as you lived: retarded

 

[Meat Target]

As an owner of "big tits", those are not, in fact, big tits.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

he hasn't seen Orthodox Jewish families. Cocks being used plenty, there!

NATO training does not cover fighting in an environment with weeds and shrubs.