random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[LagoonaBlue]

"Jews are a race, not a religion."

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

"Remaking Rocky Horror is like trying to remake Jaws with a goldfish."

 

[Sailor_Jupiter]

"Activist Annette Ejiofor said some people in the crowd “felt unsafe” after the crowd began chanting the “All lives matter” phrase."

 

[LagoonaBlue]

"Dallas is in Texas not the US"

 

[Ntwadumela]

Null gave me an Achievement for calling him a faggot

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

I have two funny quotes from articles from The Onion:

"Panel attendees should be forewarned that Emperor Palpatine is hesitant to discuss the Naboo conflict."

"I actually go out and spend money on supplies for Rocky Horror. Supplies. For a movie. How idiotic is that?"

(P.S.: I actually like Rocky Horror, but I found the article where this quote comes from funny.)

 

[LagoonaBlue]

"One little lovely, sexy evening...with Miss Stephanie Bustcakes"

 

[Another Fellow]

Also, fuck you for making me have to look up a word!

 

[AN/ALR56]

In this material the Claimant is accused of being a “KNOWN CHILD MOLESTOR”. It is said that “…his salivating lust for young ass is apparent”.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

And when I see babies in a stroller, especially when they're crying, I just wanna put my foot through the fucking thing, and step on it, until it's nothing but fucking blood and pulp on the fucking pavement!

 

[LagoonaBlue]

You believe in the Fabian marketing conspiracy that is the hygiene industry. My fucking God, how densely obtuse a purportedly "well-functioning" pillar of the community does one have to be to endorse such a dissonant hypocrisy so unironically without perturbation? Jesus fucking Christ, you are a tool.

 

[Rou]

Also, joke's on you, bitch. I love eating balls. The bigger and hairier, the better.

 

[Randall Fragg]

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"+Alvin The Chipmunk licks your dick"

 

[Hellfire]

"I'm planning a showdown in the streets of London. I've been practising with nunchucks. (Yes I know it's nunchaku)"

"I'll find you and the first thing you'll know about it is when a devastating roundhouse kick slams into your face."

"It's going to be amusing when you come face to face with my towering manly form and shit your pants in terror. And I will show no mercy."

 

[Rou]

@Mikemikev is such an internet tough guy it's hilarious.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

"Jesus was a trans woman, pass the word"

 

[Ntwadumela]

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fcgh vgcf: 'raw' cheese tastes like asshole for me

@fcgh vgcf

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

"Ease off, pumpkin. I AM going to get my van painted today and there's nothing that gets a woman hotter than the site of a 10-year-old cargo van with a new white paint job from Maaco!"

Brad Watson

 

[YI 457]

And unlike the film, you cant shoot trolls in the dick.

new chairs.

Source.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

Centering an identity around your autism has always evoked my suspicions, to be honest.