random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[chimpburgers]

I got rekted.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

The ugly dick comment and "I'm p gay tbh fam" should both be in the random text. Same with the note on Dynastias ban about garbage fire

 

[HOMO INSPECTUS]

And my arse don't go cheap, being an anal virgin.

 

[JU 199]

This site is on a doxing rampage!

 

[Cuck Norris]

"the lulz"

what are lulz, you ask? Well, you know that one toddler that just will not stop wailing as loud as fucking possible? That one kid that argues with its parents over everything and constantly makes a scene? That teenager that vandalizes mailboxes? That negative attention they're doing it for is what they call "lulz".

 

[AnOminous]

"the lulz"

what are lulz, you ask? Well, you know that one toddler that just will not stop wailing as loud as fucking possible? That one kid that argues with its parents over everything and constantly makes a scene? That teenager that vandalizes mailboxes? That negative attention they're doing it for is what they call "lulz".

Lol, no we're the asshole who steals the lollipop from that wailing kid.

 

[Staffy]

"Her underwear does not match the car."

 

[VLAD]

I believe toys have their own souls. Because when we love and obssese over them, it fills them with some of our own spirit energy that we then grow back from the pool of universal energy. This also includes things like ventriloquist dolls and statues, possibly even cars.

source: http://fgts.jp/toy/thread/5609977/

 

[VLAD]

You should all take a good look at me and strive to never become like me. I am a sad pitiful excuse for a man.

 

[Zeorus]

Sorry Golgo, I like Adventure Time...ponies are for kids.

 

[The 25th Cyberman]

Gon' get raped, gon' get raped, gon' get rapedy-rapedy-raped

 

[BILLY MAYS]

http://heatst.com/tech/kiwi-farms-new-internet-bogeyman/

Some of the users on Kiwi Farms would make great investigative journalists or opposition researchers if they spent their time productively.

 

[XH 502]

LegoTugboat: Holy shit, the whale can fuck bears.

 

[HG 400]

Null's paedophilia has been well documented by Encyclopaedia Dramatica

 

[John Daker]

I think this is the only site where you can get drunken prank called by a mod and then banned for getting mad.

 

[VLAD]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/upload_2016-4-21_7-45-44-png.86792/

 

[VLAD]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/salty2-png.87320/
God bless @chimpburgers

 

[AnOminous]

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/salty2-png.87320/
God bless @chimpburgers

I crie evrytiem.

 

[Mr. 0]

we raise lolcows and islambs

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

[1:51:05 PM] autistic dragonkin: When I was 14 I decided to try to learn about sex through wikipedia

Courtesy of our very own @autisticdragonkin.