random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Spud]

"Go rape a gorilla you bonelipped ooga ooga. Who made donkey Kong a professor of philosophy?"

 

[Meat Target]

I'm kind of into the super hijabi ninja turtle.

 

[Spud]

Slavery is a noble tool to uplift and rehabilitate dysfunctional members of society and give them purpose

 

[Slobs]

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"There would be less incels if people were less transphobic." - Lucas 'Keffals' Roberts.

 

[Meat Target]

Delusions of immortality don't change suicide.

Really putting the "rope" in Europe, eh?

'THE FBI WILL BE IN TOUCH STALKER CHILD. NEVER ADDRESS ME OR MY PUMPKINS AGAIN.'

 

[Table Country]

A pedo, a janny, a goon, and a star trek fan go walk into a school....its one person.

Why are you guys fighting?

Can't you see how fucking fat this guy is?

r/dragonsfuckingcars

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Hi, Mister Duckford here. I am eating delicious corn chowder while watching this. It's delicious. Thanks and have a great day.

What the fuck is wrong with British police?

They are massive, massive, and I can stress this enough, massive faggots

Eat those prions, bruh. Enjoy the Creutzfeld-Jakob.

Considering he's a troon that spergs about troony shiet, I'll have to speculate on a coin flip that he has a skeleton or two in his closet and when that comes to light,

This party is starting to get good. Quick, someone throw another can of gasoline on the fire.

He'll always be my favorite Hitler

At the risk of defending this shit pile and the assholes that birthed it

At this point anyone who hires women, trannies or "pocs" has no right to act surprised when they eventually innevitably turn on them for clout.

No, of fisting him with a kettlebell

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

Null said:

“You’re on BuzzFeed so no one is going to care what you have to say,” he explained. “If I thought people would care, I wouldn’t reply. The ADL, ABC, CBC, PBS, NBC, Insider, etc. are already printing their narrative.”

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Picture this: a car crash, the guy driving had his spine broken in such a particular way his dick is resting limply next to his head. They’re touching each other so the creature resembles a curled up pillbug. A dick has never been so close to having a brain.
We’re in a magical universe where the doctors manage to fix him into a relatively normal looking guy, but he turns into a freak that has to drag a colonoscopy (?) bag along with him at all times. His intestines curve out of his tight butthole like a snake, the plastic it’s lair. We’re in a fantasy world so the entirety of his organs are sitting happily outside his voluptuous body and you can see his prostate squirm when he’s too happy about something. He’s a high-end office worker at some large corporation and whenever he screams at his underlings they can all see his shit aggressively moving inside his wormlike structures. Like a bulge passing through his tunnels faster and faster the madder he gets.
I don’t know what my endgame is, but I suppose I just want to see a man’s most private parts made public, as brutally as possible. Plus, prostates and gut-stuff are man things so I don’t see why a straight woman wouldn’t be fascinated with it.

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From lolcow.farm not sure if fully relevant but I like shitting on lolcow.farm so keeping it here.
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[CEO of Pickles]

From the #sonichu IRC on January 21st, 2009 (Archive)

20:23 <+ChrisChanSonichu> It causes CANCER; it is a slow-acting POISION.

20:24 <+ChrisChanSonichu> Look, I'm here to defend my Gal-Pals.

20:39 <@PandaHalo> ;_;

21:07 <+ChrisChanSonichu> :_(

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

We are ruled by short-term thinking manchildren.

 

[Table Country]

TRUCK STOPS HAVE BEEN OFFERING THAT SERVICE TO TRUCK STOP WHORES FOR DECADES YOU TRUCK STOP WHORE. STOP STEALING BUSINESS IDEAS FROM SEEDY TRUCK STOPS, YOU TRUCK STOP WHORE. NOW YOUR'E BANKRUPT AND YOU HAVE TO BE A TRUCK STOP WHORE AGAIN, YOU TRUCK STOP WHORE.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

The percentage of time KF is down is still lower than the percentage of troons that kill themselves.

 

[Local Fed]

The motto of the Kiwi Farms Self Defense Force is "We can remain retarded longer than they can stay combat effective"

Asians are like snakes, they eat a massive meal once a week then sleep the rest of the week.

This is why I almost exclusively frequent racist communities.

Two white guys doing a reverse Piper Perri scene on a german shepherd is the closest thing to a gay porno that you'll ever catch me watching.

 

[Oilspill Battery]

@Sleazy Car Salesman

Fix a typo "wires" to hires".

 

[Stormer_1]

what do you get when you allow autistic Germans to design your highway and mix in Texas ideas well you get out freeways.

All of these men look like wannabe rapists.

 

[NoReturn]

Spoiler: remember your ((kiwi fruit)) negatives everyone

 

[NoReturn]

TRUCK STOPS HAVE BEEN OFFERING THAT SERVICE TO TRUCK STOP WHORES FOR DECADES YOU TRUCK STOP WHORE. STOP STEALING BUSINESS IDEAS FROM SEEDY TRUCK STOPS, YOU TRUCK STOP WHORE. NOW YOUR'E BANKRUPT AND YOU HAVE TO BE A TRUCK STOP WHORE AGAIN, YOU TRUCK STOP WHORE. SUCK MY DICK AND LICK MY ASS, GELMAN YOU DIRTY WHORE.

 

[Meiwaku]

What if my dreams include heckling trannies on this very site?

Midwits should've never been introduced to evolutionary psychology.

wow, I never thought about it but Beyond Meat is like the SRS of food.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

@Sleazy Car Salesman

Fix a typo "wires" to hires".

Huh?