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[autisticdragonkin]

I am an autopedophile, aka an infantilist. I find the thought of myself being regressed to an earlier age, and only in a superficial adornment of garb for humiliation purposes, arousing.
So the answer is unequivocally, no.

 

[Tismo]

Christ almighty this man is a goldmine.

When reading sissy fantasies as a teen I'd always like to see incestually themed stories wherein the father would be feeding cum to his feminized son with the allegorical message intending to be conveyed being that one is literally eating themselves. Glorious stuff. I don't even care about admitting this anymore. I have no future anyway, why should I have shame?

 

[lesboslut69]

"i supposedly cant inject bovine blood into myself to make myself more feral"

 

[Bluebird]

The first time I orgasm'd I thought I was having a seizure and it scared me so much I didn't masturbate again until a year later.

 

[VLAD]

YOU NIGGERS NEED TO UNBAN ME OR FACE MY WRATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU.

 

[DZ 305]

Okay. Allow me to correct myself:
Yes, heliocentrism is probably bullshit.

 

[JU 199]

https://kiwifarms.net/data/avatars/s/7/7277.jpg?1448981446Lovekindler: what is happening is that I found evidence of business monopoly and drama in the dickgirl hentai community

 

[VLAD]

 

[Tempest]

You should've read The Wisdom of Autphag. That was deliberately written in the style of 19th century racial anthropology textbooks.

 

[Dork Of Ages]

This is basically the forums' raison d'etre

One of the funniest things is when the crazies get outraged over the idea that they could possibly be crazy.

 

[ZehnBoat]

He was succeeding at being retarded.

 

[Frenda]

Just to be clear, I’m not a professional ‘quote maker’. I’m just a trans teenager who greatly values zir pronouns and political correctness over any silly scientific study published in the last 10 years. This being said, I am open to any and all criticism.

‘In this moment, I am dysphoric. Not because of any legitimate identity issues. But because, I am triggered by my own autism."

 

[SpessCaptain]

i love it.

 

[Megahertz]

sorry if this was done already but-

If these women cannot be scienced onto my dick, then they do not exist.

 

[VLAD]

Nice Meme!

 

[ZehnBoat]

I've grown as a person because I play Minecraft

 

[CatParty]

 

[AnOminous]

Says the autistic sped who trollshields for pedos.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

The third one I can directly address. In short, it seeks the suppression of what are considered traditionally `sperg' traits, in favor of making everyone a philosopher-laborer (if you can't tell, a lot of this was ripped directly off the Juche playbook). (i'll address the other ones later)

 

[AP 297]

From https://kiwifarms.net/threads/disneymaster-eric-helgeson.17734/

http://disneymaster.deviantart.com/journal/Why-can-t-you-all-just-leave-me-alone-455451361

My brain won't stop moving around. It's getting to the point where I can't sleep. The meds aren't working, exercise and dieting isn't working. I wanted to get electro-shock therapy, but my damn parents won't allow it. I can't enjoy stuff like I used. I cried at DisneyLand. I can't even masturbate anymore.

This was in response to a cows favorite MLP character becoming something(I don't get bronies) and then him creating a change.org petition that failed with people telling him to kill himself.