random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Aunt Carol]

Canada has Arby's? Wtf?

What a beautifully matched 420 Joker and Harley 4ever orthopedic nightmare couple.

I wouldn't entrust her with doing neat sutures to give a good cosmetic result on someone's dick.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Norbert the paedophile
He thinks all kids are whores
And if you call him out on it
He puts you on ignore

 

[KiwiFuzz]

All they read is Mein Kampf to extremely disappointed children.

If I paid 35 K I would expect at the very least to bang every princess while wearing a Mickey head

Big Art Bell Fan
Big Art Bell Fan
Big Art Bell Fan

Visible sweating

 

[WolfeTone]

You can hate Trump as much as you want, but not condemning the Glow in the dark niggers makes you a faggot.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

Corn is a fruit

Corn is a grain.

Grains are fruits.

Bees are fish.

Sharks are wild berries.

Corn is Life

We even have a thread for Kiwi farming. With this information you can stop being a Kiwi Farmer and instead go out into the world and become a Kiwi Farmer.

 

[Skitarii]

Recession is what your hairline does, inflation is what you jerk off to.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Tranny Jesus (who features a fourth stigmata)

Yes this place is terrible - please don't come here.

I took a break from my 8 hour shift at KiwiFarms, where I skin innocent trans people and furries with a serrated knife

Half of the website is literally just fat women mocking women slightly fatter then them.

From our friends over at lolcow.farm:

I'll say it again: everyone at Kiwifarms is Chris chan. People obsessed with hating Chris chan, are Chris chan. Looking at him causes some deep acknowledgement they are the same loser autism males who jerk off to my little pony and anime to boil in them. CWC Derangement syndrome.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

From our friends over at lolcow.farm:
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I'll say it again: everyone at Kiwifarms is Chris chan. People obsessed with hating Chris chan, are Chris chan. Looking at him causes some deep acknowledgement they are the same loser autism males who jerk off to my little pony and anime to boil in them. CWC Derangement syndrome.

Isn't lolcow just Beauty Parlor rejections on an imageboard platform? Who the fuck cares what they have to say?

 

[Positron]

 

[CobraPlissken]

Disagree. "Cervices with faces" is a category of art I didn't know I needed until this thread.

ETA:

“the only person whose opinion matters is yours. If it doesn’t make some one else happy then too bad!” - Jeffery Dahmer

"Can you surgically change my X chromosone into a Y with a knife?"

 

[Chuck McGill]

Buck breaking is essential to advance womens rights

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

From our friends over at lolcow.farm:
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I'll say it again: everyone at Kiwifarms is Chris chan. People obsessed with hating Chris chan, are Chris chan. Looking at him causes some deep acknowledgement they are the same loser autism males who jerk off to my little pony and anime to boil in them. CWC Derangement syndrome.

This, but unironically

 

[Hitman One]

CatParty causes more content to be produced on this site than any actual lolcow. It’s a fucking gift.

 

[Be patient I have lurkism]

 

[JustSomeDong]

Muthuuuuuuh
Tell your children they should walk my way
Tell your children they should hear my words
That they're trans that they're gay
Muthuuuuuuh

So you think you hate your life
Well I can mail you some HRT
All that I want in return
Is some CP

Tranzig

 

[Idiot Asshole]

Given that I know my way around various genital configurations when it comes to intimacy, in this way I am able to "love" any person

Admin hit me with a "political sperging" emoji for a post misgendering an admitted pedophile. Now I'm "mad at the internet"

 

[GaryGrey]

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"I ratioed the police" -Keffals, 2022

 

[Aunt Carol]

I was honestly relieved and pleased to hear about the stoma. Very wise decision.

 

[veeeeeeeee]

i am autistic yes. thanks for noticing

 

[KiwiFuzz]

If it were pedo code, the author would insist you wear a mask shaped like your own face.

"Cervices with faces" is a category of art I didn't know I needed until this thread.

Sitting at a council meeting with him, you hear a hissing and clicking under the table- you look down and it’s like a fuckin Arachnophobia film and the whole underneath of the round table is webbed together, spilling out from his crotch-mandibles. You scream as you are pulled under the desk, he cackles:
“All in favour?”