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From the sjw thread

"We don't need a domestic supply of infants"

 

[Meat Target]

Maybe nasty destroyed assholes ARE the Mark of the Beast?!

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

"Pussy-free"? Look in a mirror.

 

[I am vomit]

Oh wait, that will never happen because in Never-Never Quebec puberty never happens if you wish upon the diaper fairy!

 

[Snusmumriken]

This... is so fucking insulting.
Like, even as a troll, this is really vulgar.
I'm not the biggest fan of muslims, but you know what, my muslims, this stoning is on me.

I want more troons on hijabs, hope the fad takes off. Only fun can come out of it.

 

[Meat Target]

Help someone brushed against my wiener while I was asleep and now I’m gay.

Thats okay king come here and ill suck the gay out of it like they do with poison

 

[Dolomite]

How many times do you have to coom to fill up the sexual battery?

 

[Barry Macoqiner]

I guess that means Cetrulo is lying about being able to effortlessly even out the scar contraction causing the curly dicks.

This should be worrying her a bit. Her next surgery is only 5 days away and Cetrulo's supposed to be uncurling her dick.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

well I been smashing ya mum up the shitter once a day every day ending in Y & she loves staring at trains and shit

death

if you people want to suck the dick of a fat person's florida corporation do it but i want nothing to do with this garbage

do yourselves a favor and stop being toys for that florida asperger syndrome idiots own profit

"The colon does many things while waiting around to be turned into a vagina"

 

[Aunt Carol]

Man, those are a lot of tweets just to say "hi, I'm a bipolar man who really shouldn't be allowed on the internet unsupervised".

 

[Blackhole]

Somewhere in Swindon one suit wearer is smugly chuckling harder than he has ever smugly chuckled before.

God is real, and he has an amazing sense of humor.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Jesus christ, do you want a random.txt quote that badly?

 

[Pissmaster]

Can anyone fill me in on Mike Matei's cock?

 

[Aunt Carol]

I’ll take one for the team and cream pie the ass, puss, and mouth of all these virgin retards. I’ll deep dick a fat chick that looks like Benjamin Franklin with lopsided tittes.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

When you fap, you slip on your own cum

You can't slip on shit if you don't fap retard

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

If there is any Justice in this world Molly Jong Fast will be beaten to death by a pack of niggers for the crime of being a dumb, empty headed broad and posting the most surface level political takes in history.

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

This is going to make me both laugh my ass off and cry like a bitch, I know it.

 

[plgfarts]

Retared take.

 

[make_it_so]

I wasn't breastfed, which is why I post in the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Should have told them to troon the baby out so it would be bullied into suicide.