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touch the rifle lose your lifle

If Twitter didn't exist this trial would be 2 hours long and the prosecution would be disbarred immediately

Rittenhouse more like Judenraus. Now let’s roll

This is all a secret plot by China, who stole American HAARP technology. Soon their Canadian colony will rise into the sky and launch yellow laser beams powered by the spirits of a million boiled dogs and cats.
 
Good heavens, it is time for the bi-weekly faggot holiday already?
My pronouns are CAW/CAWW! plz no misgender or I'll shit on your car.
OBJECTION YOUR HONOR! PROSECUTOR IS FAT!
This man is fat and I would not have sex with him.
For the love of christ, can we open up the gas chambers for just a short while?
This looks like the type of guy that plays rock paper scissors with himself in the mirror and lose
 
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It's pretty insane the lengths they will go to try to shut me down. Too bad they always fail!
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These neets who never leave their house don't know about driving
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So they post that fake shit and then go on post after post acting like it's real. Very common.
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This is how Kiwi Farms generates fake news for the child pornographer owner, Josh Moon.

 
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I have actual Autism. Aspergers to be percise.

Wait. Did Dennis Prager just imply that we were all fags?!?!?

Gene Therapy is already so old that our President is no longer attracted to it.

UwU mommy Ghislaine plz build a time machine and molest me OwO

I wonder if they serve Kosher meals in Hell.

COPE
SEETHE
CACKLE

Are you telling me autism is midichlorians?

So if I poop on someone I give them autism?

You may address me as nigger

I finally beat Cat Party to the punch and I've never been more satisfied with the results of something.

Seeing the Kiwis rip into a bunch of crazy women for being gross is peak good times.
 
That’s how not getting peed on works.

guess dogs are back on the menu boys

I'll remember this defense for my next arraignment.

If you don't tell everybody about it you won't get made fun of for it.

If people want to stop being shamed, they need to stop doing shameful things.

Where the hell was this article when I got kicked off of Fetlife for telling a Jewish girl I wanted to be her sturmführer?

Mr. Hands' love of horsecock sealed his doom.

Needless to say it was absolutely disgusting. when you really delve into the mechanics and the cleaning and what happens if you don't clean them, well... I think that my opinion of how disgusting anal beads are is pretty damn valid.

The Cleveland Steamer Defense League strikes again.

Tl;dr "I have daddy issues and you should too".

Are you my long lost autistic pickle brother?

Stop reproducing and just rub your dick against your kitchen tiles until you cum and your balls are bleeding
 
I do not interact with other inmates often, especially since they've opted to keep me separated from them for my safety; frankly, it Is for the better
 
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