random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Kendall Motor Oil]

“Why yes sir I was just thinking of evaluating my life insurance options, thank god you’re here!”. I actually miss when these events were mostly a bunch of degenerate faggots doing drugs and sucking each other’s cocks

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Female blackface? I believe that's called a menstrual show.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I live in eternal fear of people being mad at me on the internet.

You're fat and nobody will have sex with you who is a productive member of society.

 

[Alcatraz]

We're here to laugh at you.

 

[Skitarii]

methhead posts nonsense tweaker dribble, redditors encourage him to troon out.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Don't do my nigga Max Headroom like this.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

Queen Liz is so popular partly because, as an immortal, she exemplifies British conservativism.

 

[Shiny Shroodle]

It’s not a beard, it’s just a lady tickler. You lesbians LOVE feeling scratchy man hair all over your pussy!

 

[Meat Target]

Love it when the memes unironically, ironically work with extra unirony.

 

[Brain Power]

Isn't that the Inter-Uterine Demolition?

You put your dick in her and explode?

 

[Meat Target]

A Redditor and an Indonesian. May Allah have mercy on your soul

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Here’s what they need to know, if you don’t match the klan hood color get tf outta the way.

I hope the mother slips and dies in Minecrap.

Good. Keep going. More. Accelerate.

You are not seeing the future. You are not opening up the Doors of Perception. You are not the Lizard King.

Bath salts made me gay and angery.

 

[Aunt Carol]

I've never done fur for pay, but several of my art school friends pulled themselves out of student debt thanks to sparkle wolves, adoptables with scene hair, and tittycat vore porn.

 

[p4ddys]

He goes to court more than the average person goes to the dentist so it's no surprise he plays it like a pro.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

WELCOME BACK TO BEN RANTS, WHEN I WAS A KID BLACK PEOPLE WEREN'T ALLOWED ON THE BUS

 

[Useful_Mistake]

apparently i have domestic abused k8 so i apologized for that in court

 

[Meat Target]

every single issue that America is facing today can be pinpointed on fat people.

Staring at a computer screen, yelling nigger and masturbating to cartoons in a dress is the peak of proper socialized behavior.

 

[I am vomit]

im not that fat and lots of womyn want to have sex with me who i reject because id rather be with k8 seeing as its a bloodline match and increases my wealth with freemason powers

 

[Open Window Maniac]

@Lifeguard Hermit

 

[Useful_Mistake]

i busted up my front teeth recently with contact against a weight bar so i look pretty beaten or id take new pics of my zen transformation body from canadas penitentiaries

because love and bloodlines and money