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[Pizdec]

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

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@donjulio You don't fucking know me.

Not gonna lie, I laughed my ass off when they started double-teaming the poor bastard with the arm wiggles.

They lived through all that, only for you to be a Kiwi.

Damn, I'd throw myself into the oven if this were the result.

This surgerical result reminds me of guinea pig penises.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Not all women have penises.

If they made a guess about gender they would just circumcise everyone hooray gentian mutilation

why is costco in the us selling fully automatic assault eggs?

This may be true (what do I know?) but you gotta find a less gay way of saying it

"Something really cool about me is that I am retarded."

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Further, Mr. Stebbins is advised not to yell at court staff

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[John Andrews Stan]

No way are that many people contacting someone to have their dead hamster taxidermied dressed like a little Elvis Presley. (Patrick X Tomlinson)

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Crack addict gets breast implants on transbucket.

I'm getting firsthand homicidal thoughts ideations.

Real men greet each other by waving their dicks.

This crazy chick will never truly know how enjoyable it is to have a real dick.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

"Something really cool about me is that I am retarded."

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

why pluck your eyebrows (free), wash your face (free) wax your belly (free) and get a haircut that obscured your 9head ($50) when you could instead spend a ten thou on a boob job?

 

[Double Dee]

I keep hoping for court updates and all I get is spergery about you assholes and your assholes.

I think the case was just that he was a creepy weirdo to this woman who kept telling him to fuck off, and he refused to fuck off, so she contacted an attorney and got him to fuck off by court order.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I pray every night for the creation of Arizona Bay.
Learn to swim, motherfuckers.

 

[SevenEightNine]

@Mossad Facade : COMPOUND INTEREST?! IM GONNA CUM AND POUND THAT PUSSY

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

"Sure I've been shot, but when life gives you lemons,, use em for updoots!"

"Hey reddit, I was there and got shot, ama!" followed shortly thereafter by "Thanks for the heckin gold, kind stranger!"

9/11 part 2: Electric Boogaloo

Their you go being racist. You know their are Muslim Niggers, right?

I played "Guess the Diversity" and lost

Terror attacks on groups of people, no; murders of women after refusing to go on second dates, a bunch.

 

[Blackhole]

the thread that keeps on giving...

...giving me nightmares that is

Mr Bustcakes! On father's day!

My favorite thing about this thread is all of the anime avatars coming out and saying " wow why is anyone laughing at this? what a nothing burger,he only jerks it to shota, loli, pegging and anus destruction like a normal person!"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"Experiencing Blackness"

 

[BIG BILL HELL'S]

Being a virgin is a hobby, not a fucking career holy shit.

 

[Pee Cola]

You know when you lose socks in the washing machine, and you have no idea where they are?

This thread is where they ended up.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

I wonder if the DNA tests revealed it was Asian or black lol

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

I can't believe white supremacy did this.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

 

[Positron]