random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Meat Target]

This land is MY LAND
This land ain't yours...
I got a shot gun
And you don't got one
I'll blow your head off
If you don't GET OFF
This land was made for

ONLY MEEEEEEEEEEEEE

It's not like Redditors leave the house or associate with other human beings anyway. Well, except for the children they've been grooming.

The bouncy castle was my idea. You're welcome.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

J. K. Rowling is the Queen of England.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

CREAM: "Chimps Ruin Everything Around Me."

 

[Ken Barlow]

There's really no reason to take things this seriously.

It's just the internet, it's not real life.

Words to live our life by.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Scars, surgical tubing and colostomy bags are SEXY and VALIDATING for trans people!

It’s just shitposting, it’s not that deep

 

[Cats]

 

[Big Nasty]

The jack off lotion next to the ketchup is a nice touch, Lou.

 

[SCSI]

HAVE A REEDIT UPDOOT AND REDDIT SAILE AND YOU ARE ON THE CRISP OF THE REDDIT COCK PIE PLATNUM ANAL FAGGOT UP DOOT

 

[CatParty]

Everything’s gonna be all white

A few weeks later my penis fell off at karaoke

 

[naaaaiiiiillllll!!!]

@Cats

 

[DJ Grelle]

Does null ever add any of these to the list of quotes that appear in the header?

 

[Meat Target]

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ALL Convoy Leaders Are On Record Doing MANY RACISMS

It's the crematorium where this morning six million brave trannies and BIPOCs were genocided in the Honkocaust. We must never forget.

 

[Mother Fucker]

No thats actually a single talking point enhanced with Autism

 

[Meat Target]

If Dunning-Kruger is German for 'fat', then yes.

he's a terrible disappointment to his parents, his profession, and multicellular organisms

It's a whorehouse. People expect a certain atmosphere.

Best thing is, I have no idea what IP is. I pee in the yard sometimes when the toilet is broken.

Just pee in the sink, like a normal person.

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Being highly sensitive means you are a faggot. Be a man, hold everything in until you are ready to shoot someone else/yourself.

 

[Return of the Freaker]

I'm surprised they haven't made a Transformer that changes from a Penis into a Vagina.

 

[Sleazy Car Salesman]

Let me shit on trannies in peace, you fuckers

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ TAKE MY BAT MONEY, JOSH ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

I’m just here to say Nigger. You’re welcome.

I would be okay if there was a "post videos people hilariously hurting themselves" thread.
This video just gets better everytime I play it.

If I find out that bastard blew all my Brave money on Serbian whores again...

Im surprised this site hasn't fucked with some loaded saudi prince yet

Say whatever we will about the Saudi Princes, at least they're upfront about what they get up to/just wanting our money

 

[Zero Day Defense]

When I was just a mini babybel

 

[Mannibal]

“THOSE ARE MY FUCKING CARROTS! I BOUGHT THEM! THAT BITCH IS EATING MY CARROTS!”

That nipple looks like a hemorrhoid.

"He crop dusted me an STD and now he's eating burgers with Dee Dee."

 

[Cats]