random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[Anne Hyroe]

Look little girl, you can't cry autism in a mosh pit full of autists.

"I've had to live with a lot of chronic medical issues, beside the penis"

priapistic old man discusses masturbation

also: identifies as a little girl

 

[Autistic Joe]

This is amazing.

"I love fruitranch, the forum that laughs at and doxxes people!"

(ten seconds later)

"Why are they laughing at and doxxing me!"

"lol I love KF and all that it stands for!! Doxing retard waifuists is teh lolzors!! XD XD"
"no wait not like that"

 

[Cats]

Reminder he tried to kill himself by taking a shot of laundry detergent and then strangling himself with his own hands.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

i need to validate nothing about myself to anybody in this Zionist cyberwar sandbox.

 

[like_shutup_&_drive_scoob]

"Holy fuck Kuwabara, this demon I'm fighting is actually a stunning and brave trans woman!"
"Thanks for letting me know Urameshi. Good for HER for living HER truth. But did she consent when you grabbed her?"

 

[Bongocat]

let's face it, if you click on a video of a guy pissing on the seat of his truck, it's because you want to watch a guy take a piss on the seat of his truck

 

[Autistic Joe]

this is beyond a bruh moment, this is not even a nigga moment, yous straight up went to allah moment

 

[Hitman One]

The Cashier at the convenience store? A Kiwichud
The Mailman? A Kiwichud
The Garbage Men? a Kiwichud death squad

 

[Alabaster Disaster]

youporn was chockful of cumtributes for his deadname self

 

[KiwiFuzz]

• Whichever one of you stole the bag of breast milk from the staff room fridge, please return it. Nobody's mad. We just want it back.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I like this quote.

 

[Lovecraft's Cat]

Someone tag me when getting thrown off a roof in some Middle Eastern shithole is Kevin's fetish.

I know I'd be happy to do that to him (not in Minecraft)

 

[Aunt Carol]

I think all fiction requires more codpieces being taken off to reveal supple pussies.

Corsets, leeches and electroshock are still used and can be effective.

 

[MediocreMilt]

The only thing I have to say to any of this foolish blather is that I have used heroin four times in my entire life and crystal meth once.

 

[nekrataal]

Girl just PACKED her trotters with glitter nails and shit lmao!
Looking like a fat ass Janice

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

"You wanna play a drinking game? Every time Nick Fuentes says something stupid in the interview, take a drink"

Said By Josh Saunders aka Gothic King Cobra JFS
Here's a video of him saying it
https://no-cookie.kiwifarms.net/data/video/2792/2792241-ebb5bf27cfa6a13cd42f48b1c7b175b9.mp4

 

[SevenEightNine]

The past three times I have spoken with him he has called me a retard.

He isn't wrong, but no need to say the quiet part out loud

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Democracy Nazi Science Trump. Brown, racism nonbinary crisis? Sustainable women climate!

 

[thisighuf]

 

[Aunt Carol]

Bet King David could cook a chicken