random_text.txt / Random Quotes - Back in the day it was literally a text file on the webserver called random_text.txt and now it's a whole thing.

[S.C.U.D.]

I can't tell if the guy pretending to be a girl is actively jacking off or trying not to laugh or both.

 

[CaddestSlown]

Wasn't expecting to see patriotic furry fetish art today but okay here we are.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Man, my bad. Internet forums are serious business and people aren't cringe weirdoes for taking it super serious to the point of outrage.

WHEN DOES THE NUMBNESS COME? MY ASCENT TO BUDDHAHOOD HAS JUST BEEN RETARDED BY SEVERAL METEMPSYCHOSES.

His only hyper fixations are poop, diapers, and children.

Somebody smack these bald cocksuckers across the back of the head, repeatedly. Fuck this entire family.

 

[Cnidarian]

A nice marriage purposal: You and your partner at a Old Chicago. Be like "Hey Lady, we are both getting older and shit. Also, you won't steal my shit, right? And I won't steal yours. Let's get married to save on rent." - BEAUTIFUL AND MEMORABLE