Random "What If?" thread

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So is "Have a bout of Tactical Vomiting and do nothing" the Jace equivalent of Chris's "Shit his pants and do nothing"? The latter seemed to be a popular response to Chris What If threads.
 
What if Jace became a wrestler in the WWE?
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What if Jace went on an actual hike?

I have a friend with a heart murmur who goes hiking frequently enough, I doubt Jace's asthma makes it impossible.
 
What if Jace was obsessed with the Air Force instead of the Marines?
Same difference, probably. He doesn't seem too keen on actually joining, he just wants a "certified badass"-sticker on himself to validate himself as someone who isn't a 23-year old NEET daydreaming about feats of badassitude while being repressed by his mother and facing an uncertain future which'll involve getting a job and responsibilities.
 
What if Tyce, either wanting to prank his dad again or wanting some new pimp ride, was the one who bought the $15,000 Chandlermobile of Fail?
 
Glenn Beck + weed.

What if it was Jace that was obsessed with shitty sonic recolors and Chris obsessed with the marines, all other things being the same?
Chris would probably try and make some sort of shitty marine/videogame crossover comic and Jace would get stoned and livestream sonic games and go on wild tangents about his ocs.
He would also hate this:
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