📚 Megathread Random Thoughts & Questions - ADF

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

I'm going to take time for self care and remind myself I am more than BDSM while perusing some road signs.

 

[DavidFerrie]

I'll bring the skinned ginger root!

 

[kobebyarlant]

Literally rape a transwomyn of color.

 

[Coldgrip]

We definitely shouldn't invite anybody that says they're latinx. Unless we're going to blind-fold them, hang them from a tree, and beat them until the candy spills out.

 

[Hyperion]

I'll tie myself to a dumpster and paddle myself.

 

[Bad Dog]

Mark it on my calender.

 

[A Skeleton]

I'll give myself trench foot and gangrene and then hang my feet on the wall when they fall off

 

[SP 199]

@A Skeleton but you're a skeleton you have no flesh to get trench foot

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Who should we not invite?

Definitely not @Marjan Šiklić, @Cowlick, and @Connor Bible.

... Oh shit.

What are the plans for the celebration the first time Phil's suicide clock gets reset?

Wait until everyone else gets drunk and passes out, then steal their wallets and draw all over faces with marker and spray whipped cream everywhere so that it looks like someone came on everyone tuck everyone in for the night like a responsible individual and clean up afterwards so that no one is inconvenienced when they wake up tomorrow.

 

[AssRock]

I'll refuse to shower for a week.

 

[XH 502]

Definitely not @Marjan Šiklić, @Cowlick, and @Connor Bible.

... Oh shit.

Do you realize how much whining you've just inflicted on all of us? Connor was apparently suicidal last night, we don't need to give him any ideas involving "Kiwi suicide celebration party". If there's one thing Connor's terrible at it's noticing an obvious joke.

Anyway, reading Gloria's novel has drained my liquor reserves. I'm afraid I'm going to have to sit this one out.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I'll celebrate by taking a nice, hot shower and going to work.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

My best balaclava, and some military formal wear I bought from a surplus store that a veteran may or may not have worn on his death bed. As for festivities, I shall celebrate with many cases of Mountain Dew Voltage, Cuban Slim Jims, some 5-star Taco Bell, and hours upon hours of The Phantom Pain.

 

[Josip Broz Tito]

Break out one of my good pipes and invite the Non-Aligned boys over.

 

[Splendid]

A wedding dress, just to taunt Phil with another thing he'll never have.

 

[Maxwell]

I'll invite Angelo and light fireworks off to commemorate the events that didn't happen on that 4th of July.

 

[MrsFrizzle]

Clean clothes.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Cheesecake.

 

[admiral]

One thing I don't understand about Phil (among many, many things) is his infatuation with various hobbies and sports like cycling, inline skating and now, apparently, kayaking. Is he just doing it for bragging rights? Why does he choose those particular pursuits?

 

[Adamska]

One thing I don't understand about Phil (among many, many things) is his infatuation with various hobbies and sports like cycling, inline skating and now, apparently, kayaking. Is he just doing it for bragging rights? Why does he choose those particular pursuits?

The biking is due to this one radical feminist group of cyclers that block traffic because fuck it. Dunno about the others though. He mostly claims shit if he thinks it makes him either look oppressed, cool, or can get attention though.