Rage-a-thon 2020 [Sunday, Sept. 27th 2020] - Fake rage at games, Real rage at charge backs.

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gettingthatgrooveback dijo:
Are we really surprised smooth-brain Burnell is enjoying The Quiet Man?
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Almost called it earlier today but was more confused why The Quiet Man was involved in a rage marathon. Never heard it was frusturating in a "tough game" way more in a "this is shit" way which is right up Phil's alley. Sonic 06, Ride to Hell, Resident Evil 6 was (paraphrasing) "everything he wanted out of the series," and the list could go on and on.

If it were anyone else i'd say it's a gimmick, like when Mike purposely picks the shittiest choice on Best of the Worst, but Phil seems to like all these games.
 
JamFlowMan dijo:
Almost called it earlier today but was more confused why The Quiet Man was involved in a rage marathon. Never heard it was frusturating in a "tough game" way more in a "this is shit" way which is right up Phil's alley. Sonic 06, Ride to Hell, Resident Evil 6 was (paraphrasing) "everything he wanted out of the series," and the list could go on and on.
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Well, he's getting pissed at it now as he goes into OT to try and beat it. I don't know why he can't just suspend and do it at the start of tomorrow's stream instead of tomorrow night, but I'm sure there is some autistic scheduling reason I'm too much of a mentally ill child to understand.
 
Surly Muppet dijo:
Well, he's getting pissed at it now as he goes into OT to try and beat it. I don't know why he can't just suspend and do it at the start of tomorrow's stream instead of tomorrow night, but I'm sure there is some autistic scheduling reason I'm too much of a mentally ill child to understand.
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What, you expect him to switch games on a NORMAL stream? This is a sub goal for a reason.
 
Dread Pirate Retard dijo:
If you want an actual Rage-a-thon just watch this masterpiece.
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Have you ever seen anyone outside of Phil who says the same exact bullshit they said twelve years ago. That old video is full of the same shit he says all the time today. ::exasperated:: “This game suuuucks...” and “Fuck this game...” it’s like an audio file that his brain plays and his mouth emits. Sounds the exact same every time.
 
He's crying about his "eyes burning." Maybe he shouldn't have taken off the glasses that were designed specifically to prevent eye strain from playing games. The ones that he was paid to wear.

EDIT: Now bitching about streaming for almost 12 hours """straight"""
 
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Dread Pirate Retard dijo:
He's crying about his "eyes burning." Maybe he shouldn't have taken off the glasses that were designed specifically to prevent eye strain from playing games. The ones that he was paid to wear.
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He keeps humble-bragging about how he streamed for 12 hours today...and how much of that was pre-stream, breaks, and reading donations?
 
Zappin’ And Spazzin’ dijo:
He keeps humble-bragging about how he streamed for 12 hours today...and how much of that was pre-stream, breaks, and reading donations?
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At one point he said "... without any breaks!" Then he seemed to realize that was too far and laughed and said, "Yeah, right."

I have no idea why he is still going. He is not getting that much more money (He's at $318, so about $50 more than when he started the game). He's barely talking to chat, he's repeatedly pouting that nobody is to ever ask him to play a game this bad ever again, and saying "I should have quit 2 hours ago, I knew it". Which makes no sense because he was planning to play it tomorrow...

It's just... weird.
 
Not only were most of the choices fucking retarded to begin with he also cherry-picked the fuck out of them (there was no voting this time). It's pointless when he can just do whatever with the nominations.
 
Surly Muppet dijo:
Phil is talking about Jasper being too active at night, and having a hard time 'coaxing' him into the bedroom at night.
So they're still locking Jasper in the bedroom with them at night where the cat goes nuts.
Phil says they can't let him run around the house freely at night because then he 'runs uncontrolled' all night, and has 'free reign' of the house.

This man can't handle not having total control over something, can he. It's a fucking cat. They're active at night.
Anyway, this means that Phil is really tired for the marathon because Jasper kept him up at night. Of course.

EDIT: Someone gifted him Hollow Night.
So after begging for the $40 he needed to buy all the games for the marathon he was paid thousands to do, he got one for free anyway. His audience need to be put on some kind of watch list.
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God that faggot does not deserve animals. Neither does that cunt he's married to.

If you choose to have a cat, you either crack your bedroom door, or if a respiratory issue is involved, you just don't let them in & hope they don't yell at you from the hallway bc you dared to close any door, ever. Which, they will.

Source: I have 3. 💓

Do you keep a litter box in your bedroom, douchebag? Do you forbid yourself from using the bathroom, ever? Let alone for several hours at a time?

Let that little dude roam your house, you two absolute fucking god damn twats.

No wonder that good boy gnaws on wires.
 
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Nurse Ratchet dijo:
God that faggot does not deserve animals. Neither does that cunt he's married to.

If you choose to have a cat, you either crack your bedroom door, or if a respiratory issue is involved, you just don't let them in & hope they don't yell at you from the hallway bc you dared to close any door, ever. Which, they will.

Source: I have 3. 💓

Do you keep a litter box in your bedroom, douchebag? Do you forbid yourself from using the bathroom, ever? Let alone for several hours at a time?

Let that little dude roam your house, you two absolute fucking god damn twats.

No wonder that good boy gnaws on wires.
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I’ve lived with cats my whole life. DSP has no conception of how to treat a cat. It’s unreal. It’s like he’s some kind of alien. There’s no way that cat isn’t miserable and acting out.

oh weird my cat wants to wander around at night and doesn’t just come to bed when i want him to

yeah NO SHIT
 
SkippyLongbottom dijo:
There it is.

"I wonder if SuperBlindMan is around..." in regards for his commentary. Now why the fuck would he make a ton of others suffer just for one disabled person? Virtue signal points? I have no fuckin clue. I wasn't around but did he donate anything lately?
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superblindman turned up after phil sent out the twitter whale-call, a few minutes before he started playing

sounds like even the blind have trouble listening to his blindman commentary
 
Today’s event, if you can even call it that, was absolute ass. Just awful, low energy, uninteresting content all around. Absolutely no “rage” was anywhere to be found in regards to the games but a few angry diatribes were reserved for some chat members who inevitably got sent to the ‘Tism Netherworld for unnerving the Gout Lord.

The pig is just a terrible streamer and entertainer in general. He’s not funny, charismatic, interesting, intelligent, or charming. He can’t connect with his audience and can’t come up with a halfway decent joke to save his life. His dry sarcastic observational humor is pathetic and speaks volume about his inability to be original on the fly — a disability which permeates every part of his craft and life; Phil has never made me laugh and probably never will. He has so many insults hurled at him on a daily basis and he’s never been able to regurgitate a halfway decent zinger without straight up insulting someone or involving poop/ fart jokes into the answer somehow.

Such events often make me wonder why Phil even has notoriety at all in the first place and even more puzzling, why some people like him in the first place.

I guess it’s just one of the mysteries of the universe... that or some people just have awful taste when it comes to entertainment.
 
Nurse Ratchet dijo:
God that faggot does not deserve animals. Neither does that cunt he's married to.

If you choose to have a cat, you either crack your bedroom door, or if a respiratory issue is involved, you just don't let them in & hope they don't yell at you from the hallway bc you dared to close any door, ever. Which, they will.

Source: I have 3. 💓

Do you keep a litter box in your bedroom, douchebag? Do you forbid yourself from using the bathroom, ever? Let alone for several hours at a time?

Let that little dude roam your house, you two absolute fucking god damn twats.

No wonder that good boy gnaws on wires.
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This is the same guy that a few years ago let the pet hamster starved to death and his houseplants die due to a lack of water. It's honestly amazing to see the lack of care and responsibility he has for not only himself but for others. Don't be surprised in the future that Jasper dies because Phil forgot to feed him anything or take him to the vet due to a obvious infection he's too stupid to see.
 
MoonRocker dijo:
Such events often make me wonder why Phil even has notoriety at all in the first place and even more puzzling, why some people like him in the first place.

I guess it’s just one of the mysteries of the universe... that or some people just have awful taste when it comes to entertainment.
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He got popular because he was one of the first let's players on Youtube. You could type in many modern games, and some older classics, and his videos would come up on top.

Currently some people look him up because they hear about what a joke he is and want to see how bad he is. Also, people like us who keep tabs on him to continue seeing how terrible he is.
 
Red Bistro dijo:
I’ve lived with cats my whole life. DSP has no conception of how to treat a cat. It’s unreal. It’s like he’s some kind of alien. There’s no way that cat isn’t miserable and acting out.

oh weird my cat wants to wander around at night and doesn’t just come to bed when i want him to

yeah NO SHIT
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does he not understand cats are nocturnal and have what I call Crazy Kitty Time at night play-hunting? God he is an idiot, truly. Man what I wouldnt give to have this baloon headed fuck get toxoplasmosis.
 
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