Quotes you live by

[Another Fellow]

“An educated man has been defined as one who can entertain himself, one who can entertain another, and one who can entertain a new idea.”

“Precept is a very good thing, but to my thinking an ounce of practical energy is worth any amount of precept without action.”

EDIT:

...I firmly believe that once you're born without thumbs, fuck you and ride a little bike around until I'm tired of watching it.

 

[The Lawgiver]

"our leaders are stupid! Our politicians are stupid!"
-Donald J. Trump.

 

[UrbanDecayLover]

He already ruined your mascara, don't let him ruin your life. - Jefree Star

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

i'm really glad that my penis doesn't have an odometer - some quote on bash.org

 

[AlanRickmanIsDead]

Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it.

 

[kenham]

Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming "Wow! What a Ride!"

 

[AA 102]

"For a long time nothing happened, then suddenly, and without warning, nothing continued to happen." - Unknown

 

[Joan Nyan]

 

[Wallace]

When you chew your problems, expect a sore jaw and an upset stomach.

 

[Goofy Logic]

• "Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without!" - old WW2 conservation rhyme
• "...I am sending you out like sheep among wolves. So be as cautious as serpents and as innocent as doves." - Matthew 10:16
• "Only the paranoid survive" - Andrew Grove

 

[DZ 305]

I'm automatically attracted to beautiful women. I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. I just kiss, I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything — grab them by the pussy. You can do anything.

 

[Captain_Asshole]

''He who does not punish evil, commands it to be done.''
-Leonardo Da Vinci

Also, ''Idiots are invincible'' Can't remember who said it now, but very true indeed.

 

[Todesfurcht]

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear."

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”

"Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine."

"All, everything that I understand, I only understand because I love."

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

"You always miss 100% of the shots you don't take." - Lee Harvey Oswald

 

[LD 3187]

We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children. - @Brandobaris

 

[VortekPMD]

I don't fight. I don't argue. I just hit that bitch with a bottle.
- Miss Behavin'

If you don't have sauce you are lost, but you can be lost in the sauce.
-Gucci Mane

You just can't eat everybody's pussy.
-Trick Daddy

Pixyteri is fat and I would not have sex with her.
- Anonymous

Fuck you.
- also Anonymous

Remember, when the emperor looks naked, the emperor *is* naked. The truth and a lie are not sort of the same thing. And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza.
- Daria Morgendorffer

 

[Aquinas]

"I'm bad gay boi who lusts for diapees" - @CasualSeppuku

 

[Spudnik]

 

[Antipathy]

"There are only two things that are infinite. Stupidity and the universe, and I'm not sure about the universe."

-Albert Einstein

 

[Roast Chicken]

"When a man cannot choose he ceases to be a man" - Anthony Burgess

"What is better: to be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?" - Paarthurnax