Quotes you live by

[Billy Beer]

"There but for the grace of God, go I"
You can swap out God for fate or whatever. The idea is that, if I walked the same path that I have in life, but circumstances outside of my control changed, I may not be so lucky to be in the position that I am in.

"There is no failure, only feedback"
If you touch a hot burny thing, it isn't a failing that you got burned, just a valuable lesson that hot burny thing is hot and burny.

"Everyone is doing the best they can, with the resources they have available"
Don't judge people for doing poorly, they just lack the resources to be more excellent. Give them the resources to succeed, not a lashing of the tongue for being a fuck up.

 

[Some JERK]

"We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Apart from pain. And maybe humiliation and obviously death. And failure. But apart from fear, pain and humiliation, failure, and the unknown, and death we have nothing to fear but fear itself. ...Who’s with me?"

-2nd Technician Arnold J. Rimmer, RMS Red Dwarf

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

 

[Akumaten]

"Don't let anyone question your faith..." my father.
"Some days are diamond, some days are rough..." a customer once told me that.

 

[Hummingbird]

"There are no lessons in victory, but a thousand in defeat."-Master Fung, Xiaolin Showdown.

 

[LeChampion1992]

CS Lewis quite for me.

But another one I like. Politicians are like diapers they must be frequently changed and often for the the same reason.

 

[Strawberry Mirky Brend]

"Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts."
- Winston Churchill

 

[Wallace]

"Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your unguarded thoughts."
- Buddha

 

[gang weeder]

Niggers are bad.

Joking aside, probably the one about how they want you dead, your kids raped and brainwashed, and they think it's funny. Remembering who the enemy is tends to provide clarity when it's needed.

 

[Die Dunkle Maus]

"A man has to know his limitations" ~Outlaw Josey Wales I think. I'm not looking anything up.

"Those bastards have been promising me the apocalypse forever, fuck them, they lie" ~Hunter S. Thompson

"All business is shitty business" ~World According to GARP maybe

"Nooooooooooooooooooooo" ~Darth Vader

"But it's not what it's not" ~My automatic reply to "it is what it is". I've had many concussions.

"Lakes are the gays of the ocean" ~Russian thug GF

 

[BadGoy1488]

"Do what you can with what you have." -Napoleon Bonaparte

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

1 Corinthians 10:23

"Everything is permissible, but not everything is beneficial."

In other words, just because you have the freedom and ability to do something, that doesn't mean it's good for you. That's good advice for young'ins who haven't quite been smacked in the face by reality yet.

Also:

"Consequences will never be the same!"
~Some screamy guy on the internet.

 

[Jaimas]

"Stout Shako for 2 refined"
- Demopan

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

They don't think it be like it is, but it do. --- Oscar Gamble

 

[Stop]

“Common sense ain’t common” - Will Rogers

 

[Wallace]

"The truth does not require your participation in order to exist. Bullshit does." -Terence McKenna

 

[ZeeMarin]

Everything works if you let it—Roadie.

 

[Mnutu]

Never trust a man who washes his hands with soap after a piss, but trust the man who washes his hand before he pisses.

 

[Shringlecrink]

"Don't be Fucking Stupid"
Simple as really

 

[Wormy]

A Good Idea does not always make a Good Law