What the fuck did you just fucking say about Queen, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class at Julliard, and I've been involved in numerous secret concerts for African aid, and I have over 300 confirmed ex-lovers. I am trained in shredding warfare and I'm the top soloist in the entire US music catalog. You are nothing to me but just another amateur. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision on the fretboard the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me like Peter Frampton? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of Yngvie Malmsteens across the USA and your wah-wah pedal is being traced right now so you better prepare for the thrash, maggot. The thrash that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your "guitar". You're fucking dead, amateur. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can out-shred you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my tongue. Not only am I extensively trained in classical guitar, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Hard Rock Cafes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the stage, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit sweet licks all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, amateur.