Québec Separatism - Independence, Autonomy, or Integration

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Should Québec be independent?

  • Yes

    Votos: 6 19.4%
  • No

    Votos: 5 16.1%
  • I favor "Sovereignty-Association"

    Votos: 1 3.2%
  • Why is this still a thing? Just give up already.

    Votos: 19 61.3%

  • Total de votantes
    31
The reason why Québecois is seen as a bastardised version of the language is that it manages to be both antiquated and heavily anglicised, with grammar and syntax that considerably deviate from the norm.
The same thing occurs in people descended from older inhabitants of the American Southwest. They've been speaking Spanish for generations; but because they only spoke it to other natives to the region because of the US gaining control of that area, when people from that area speak to other native speakers they're sometimes described as sounding like they came out of Don Quixote. It should also be noted that like French, Spanish has an objective standard.
 
I've read and I've been told that actual French (from France) laugh at the french spoken in Quebec. And preserving your culture and tradition is good and all, but you can't expect to cut Canada in half. i mean, for fucks sake, how many referendums have there been? I know of two, and if there were more I must've forgotten them. Each time the answer was no by only a few percent. How many is a few percent? Where would the ones who voted NO go if the YES ones won? What would be the point? There are means of preserving culture aside from running away from union with canada and falling apart.
And as the others mentioned, if they separated, they wouldn't survive alone. I remember back in the mid 2000s, Newfoundland went through the whole "Independent Republic" horseshit. And I, as a dumbshit little teen, didn't know what the fuck anything was and it was the best way to be edgy given my budget. I realized much later that Newfoundland would be a million times worse off than an independent Quebec. We're a tiny island, tantamount to bumfuck nowhere. We still retain some level of prejudice, at least amongst the rest of Canada, as being stupid hick shitheads. Nobody's gonna give a fuck.
 
Fuck Quebec. If they get uppity, roll in with tanks. It's not like you have to even get past a Maginot Line plus they are like second rate ripoffs of the French. Smack them around if they crack wise.
 
Quebec? I barely pay any attention to that region. And yes, I will call it a region, because it's far too linked to the rest of Canada to begin with.
 
They English need to finish what their problem that they haven't fixed for centuries, send in the military to forcibly evict the French speakers and send them to Louisiana in order finally rid Canada of the French.
 
This linguistical hierarchy is probably stronger when it comes to French than it is with English, because the French language has rigidly defined official standards: there's an official body, the Académie Française, that is considered the authority on what is True & Honest French.
The reason why Québecois is seen as a bastardised version of the language is that it manages to be both antiquated and heavily anglicised, with grammar and syntax that considerably deviate from the norm.
Differences between forms of European French are usually about the vocabulary. In Québécois, the sentence structure itself is modified, with a lof of Anglicisms.

Other local variations of French don't suffer from the same image. For one thing, differences aren't so considerable: European Frech speakers have no problem communicating with each others, and a Frenchman will be perfectly able to comprehend people from Belgium, Switzerland or most people from Francophone countries in Africa.
On the other hand, Québecois will pose difficulties to most Francophones, and sometimes can be nearly impossible to understand depending on the speaker. I'm not joking; Interviews with Québecois speakers often have subtitles when they air on French television.

Despite all of this, Québecois somehow consider themselves and their language to be French and somehow act like standard-bearers of Francophony. I can't think of any other French-speaking types with this pretention. (BTW, Créole is usually considered a separate language and not French. ) Considering Francophones do tend to be very proud of our language, it can be a bit annoying to see people tout themselves as faithful defenders of the French language when said language deviates significantly from mainstream French.
Mind you, the general reaction to québécois isn't outright hostile, just condescending.

Note that this applies to the language, not the people. Québec is generally viewed sympathetically in France.

So, in other words, French people are haughty, snobbish assholes. Got it.

I'm mostly kidding, but come on, nobody does snooty like the French.
 
So, in other words, French people are haughty, snobbish assholes. Got it.

I'm mostly kidding, but come on, nobody does snooty like the French.

In addition to constantly claiming that they represent all that is true and honest about French, Quebec is a member state of the official international body for promotion of French language and culture, the Organisation internationale de la Francophonie. So they rightly get called out on it when they don't observe the linguistic rules agreed upon by everybody else in that club. It's not like they are off doing their own thing, they do their damnedest to pretend they are an integral part of the international French-speaking community while flaunting all the rules and standards
 
They can have sovereignty in the wake of the nuclear holocaust they deserve.
 
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