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China is a communist country. Communist countries don't have food. Therefore, Chinese food is a myth.
Proof that Chinese food doesn't exist - Click here to find out what they don't want you to know
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- 14 de Jul, 2016
You ever wonder why you feel hungry an hour after you eat Chinese food?
Communism wins again, bourgeoisie.
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- 30 de Dic, 2017
How can communism be real if our eyes aren't real 
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- 7 de Sep, 2016
Japanese "Chinese Food" aka Chuka. Checkmate communism.
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- 15 de Ene, 2014
That’s Scottish food, surely.
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- 19 de Feb, 2018
I've had a long standing (joke) theory that Americanized Chinese food is a long-con plot to make Americans fat and lazy so we're easier to conquer.
You ever see the shit they eat in China? Nothing like the goofy shit called 'Chinese Food' in America.
You ever see the shit they eat in China? Nothing like the goofy shit called 'Chinese Food' in America.
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- 10 de Abr, 2018
I have a packet of Scezhuan Sauce that begs to differ.
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- 24 de Ago, 2014
Look at the ingredients: if there isn't "dog meat", it isn't Chinese.
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- 2 de Mayo, 2018
Taiwan is China. Taiwan is not communist. Therefore Chinese food is real. Checkmate, atheists!
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- 10 de Abr, 2018
It contains dihydrogen monoxide, a key ingredient found in dog meat. Check mate.
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- 4 de Mar, 2018
I have never eaten scotthish food, but they do seem to eat mostly crap, so I dont find it hard to believe it.
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- 27 de Oct, 2017
Shit.. By that logic, the Reuben sandwich (the objectively best sandwich) doesn't exist either, because it isn't a real Reuben unless it has Russian dressing on it. (And no, 1000 island is not an acceptable substitute.)