Proof that Chinese food doesn't exist - Click here to find out what they don't want you to know

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China is a communist country. Communist countries don't have food. Therefore, Chinese food is a myth.
 
I've had a long standing (joke) theory that Americanized Chinese food is a long-con plot to make Americans fat and lazy so we're easier to conquer.

You ever see the shit they eat in China? Nothing like the goofy shit called 'Chinese Food' in America.
 
Shit.. By that logic, the Reuben sandwich (the objectively best sandwich) doesn't exist either, because it isn't a real Reuben unless it has Russian dressing on it. (And no, 1000 island is not an acceptable substitute.)
 
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