Preparing for Merch Run 2019

[ClipBitch]

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

Have you thought about maybe setting up your own basic store front and just having order details saved into a spreadsheet or something that you manually send to a secret supplier? I imagine there is a supplier somewhere out there that would tolerate the potential terrorism. If there was, how feasible would it be to hide/obfuscate the payment/shipping info? Something like the supplier having a different payment account and shipping address specifically for the farms?

I think you just described either fraud or money laundering, i'm not sure which one but i have a feeling it's not particularly legal either way.

 

[BitCoinAssassin]

I think you just described either fraud or money laundering, i'm not sure which one but i have a feeling it's not particularly legal either way.

Well, I'm no legal expert, I'm not suggesting these things should be hidden from transaction processors, or the IRS. Its just so front end users don't know who the supplier is... People buying know where their money is going (E.g. paypal account or a bank account) but it they dont know what specific business those accounts belong to, or we pay and place the order with null and null pays and places the order with the supplier kind of system.

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

I can't imagine a payment processor that would take on the risk of that. I see what you're getting in theory but fake storefronts to mysterious bank accounts sounds like something that would fall under the anti-money laundering act. It's balls that it's a one-shot wherever the shop is set up but finding a legal way around it is pretty tough without setting up an actual legit store of your own (which would likely end up mastercarded like infowars)

 

[Mister Qwerty]

Added a couple of details, made only a single stripe on the arms, I think it looks better, but will probably never be used because everyone else here is so much more skilled at this shit than I am.

Is her hair style suppose to be a caricature of the kiwi farms logo? If so, I like it.

 

[Stuckinatoaster]

It's pretty humbling to see so many liking my old designs from last year! I've given a Halloween design a go myself, for a potential ladies' tee:

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(I'm no good at manly guy designs )

Add another design I want upon a shirt! Hot damn, how many designs am I wanting now? Everyone here are so talented!

 

[validation needer]

personally, i think every good shirt needs about half a dozen or so dancing hamsters on it.

 

[Safir]

I think you just described either fraud or money laundering, i'm not sure which one but i have a feeling it's not particularly legal either way.

Nah it's perfectly legal. The catch is finding a robust payment processor AND a robust bank. Accepting money to your own bank account exposes it (and you) to domestic terrorists. It's safer to let an established third party handle individual payments and get a lump sum from them.

 

[BubbleButt]

Is her hair style suppose to be a caricature of the kiwi farms logo? If so, I like it.

That is correct. Same gradient, too.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

It's pretty humbling to see so many liking my old designs from last year! I've given a Halloween design a go myself, for a potential ladies' tee:

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(I'm no good at manly guy designs )

As a guy, I'd buy this. I love it!

 

[Null]

Whoever made this, definitely finish the bottom sketch and email me. Sorry I didn't see your email until now.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

I figured I would throw my hat in to this ring
I got some good suggestions already that I was going to try out; colour variations, grey scale, outline the letters so they pop more. Any other feedback would be welcome as well

 

[Dracula's Spirit Animal]

Hey, Just whipped this up as a first idea for an idea for the KF t-shirt merch that Josh is looking into.

I would fuck around with it a lot with little tweaks yet, but any criticism to improve things would be appreciated....

Edit: (Haven't tried tard cum yet....)

 

[Arctic Fox]

Milk should drip from the utters.

 

[Burd Turglar]

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I figured I would throw my hat in to this ring
I got some good suggestions already that I was going to try out; colour variations, grey scale, outline the letters so they pop more. Any other feedback would be welcome as well

Good shit, I'd like to see color variations of this fo sho.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

null your merch is shit and you should feel bad. step up your game

 

[HungryTroon]

Can somebody make a design that says (((i'm a fucking lion and i got teeth))) below a mountain lion trying to eat a kiwi?
I'd also instabuy a shirt that says kill a lion save a kiwi.

 

[PinkDancingDogs]

True and Honest, the Kiwidox design, the cow and kiwi jumping over Moon...I'm in for all of those. I'm especially game if they're on cotton-poly blend shirts/long sleeve shirts/ or hoodie. Get this shit available before I spend my money on other shit I don't really need (or shit I do need for that matter).

 

[KiwiFuzz]

WAX MY LADY BALLS OR I WILL SUE YOU

 

[14YearOldLoliGirl]

I always wanted a shirt with Null's dog avatar edited to have the big overblown fangs and evil features that the crazy bitch who wanted to sue dear leader described in her documents.