Preparing for Merch Run 2019

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If anyone wants to make a cleaner version of the dog silhouette please do. This was just quick and dirty to get the idea together.

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I borrowed the face from a few pages back, hope that's okay.

Without kiwi..

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Or with kiwi...

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Stickers seem like a good idea because so many people put stickers on their computers and it doesn't rely on the person needing to wear the item which some may not want to do.

I know you're trying to do fewer female items, but if you do, I would suggest little metal pins like this:
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These things are fucking crack for all the non-normie women I know. They all have a collection. I have like 10 of them I didn't even buy, people just give them to me.
The pins are great because they are relatively low priced, like $10-$15. The cost adds up, but people don't notice because they are buying them as one offs. But once they have a few, they want to "add to the collection" and it's very easy to spend another $10-$15 on a pin. They wear them on jackets, bags, shirt collars etc.

I believe these are fairly easy to find a manufacturer for, based on the fact I've seen kind of young artists who don't know a lot about manufacturing making and selling these. They are probably not dropping a lot of money on huge runs off them either. Vendors at comic book and anime collections have a ton of these but they're still selling.
i own more pins then you
 
If anyone wants to make a cleaner version of the dog silhouette please do. This was just quick and dirty to get the idea together.

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I borrowed the face from a few pages back, hope that's okay.

Without kiwi..

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Or with kiwi...

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Oh I very much enjoyed that.
Also i probably should mention, I emailed the faces to null and got the response "I don't think I yet possess the necessary conceit to sell my own face ". Something I hadn't considered at the time but ill point out now for everyone. Null has different concerns in regards to selling than what we do for buying so just keep that in mind with future submissions.
 
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Do you guys think the "farms" is too much. I've also noticed that suffix choice changes the context of the wording as in; you could have exceptional farms and underneath are the tenants of that place, or I could remove the farms and have exceptionalism and underneath would be the values that exceptionalism consists of (in the this ironic context). Suggestions on that + fonts and composition would be appreciated.
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> people will attack whatever storefront I use so we get one shot with them.

Friend of mine got a wall decal (think those Live Laugh Love things) that said SEX and DRUGS and has an outlined 3girlsome between the two words. When he asked if they could print it, they asked for the picture to determine if it were okay. No genitals? Good to go.

If you want, I could ask him who he used. Don't think they would give a fuck about printing off some cute animals and fruit.
 
I like those designs, and I also second the IP. Man, are now people in real life going to hate me too? All I wanted was some nutritious m*lk and now I'll have a shirt to confirm my occasional douche. Oh well, I can wear it for Friday Movie Nights. God those shirts are cute.

Edit: Lots of XL sizes pls, you know us.
 
> people will attack whatever storefront I use so we get one shot with them.
If you want, I could ask him who he used. Don't think they would give a fuck about printing off some cute animals and fruit.
It's not a matter of content. Terrorists will attack a storefront Null uses even if it's all kitties and flowers, and if the storefront doesn't cuck out, they'll target the other clients.
 
Since so many people liked this post, I'll see if I can get a png transparency file with a huge resolution. I'll have to rework it from scratch because I deleted the layered image, so give me a day or two.

Alternatively, if any kiwi had photoshop(I do all my work in paint.NET), and is willing to remove the yellow background I would really appreciate it. Tag me or PM if you're willing/kind enough. I have a much larger source file than any I've previously uploaded.
 
> people will attack whatever storefront I use so we get one shot with them.

Friend of mine got a wall decal (think those Live Laugh Love things) that said SEX and DRUGS and has an outlined 3girlsome between the two words. When he asked if they could print it, they asked for the picture to determine if it were okay. No genitals? Good to go.

If you want, I could ask him who he used. Don't think they would give a fuck about printing off some cute animals and fruit.
Sam will fuck with their payment processors, get them marked as pedophiles for associating with Null, send emails claiming he’ll sue them, and use bomb threats to get his way. You know, terrorist 101 stuff. A sufficiently small enough site would crumble under a ddos attack. The kind he routinely spends his government welfare check on every month to attack here. The redbubble shirt drive was shut down in a day. The last one was extended so people could pay with bitcoin after Sam fucked up the guys PayPal or something.
 
It's been previously mentioned here but Abracadaver's angry kiwis with receipts from the wg kitty drawing in the Yaniv thread would be a great t-shirt design. A lot of people taking about how they really like the cow one from last year and I think it's a similar level of cuteness.
 
Stolen ideas come to life. I use GIMP because I'm poor open source.

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Can we get a black one with red text that just says #fukobeme for those of us who still remember DN?
 
Maybe a field of cute kiwi birds in the background growing like fruits, and in the foreground a kiwi bird sliced in half (that sounds brutal when you say it...) with kiwi fruit insides and text that's says "fresh from the farms" like some old school milk commercial.

If I wasn't so damn exhausted I'd give it a go.
 
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