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Because I already know that I can't draw for shit, I will be requesting someone draw the following:

A white girl and her dog. Nothing more.
 
what about a spin on the "bravo six, going dark" meme, but instead of night vision goggles its a cow pulling on a kiwi costume? That way people who get the reference know you're exceptional because you browse kiwi farms and people who don't get the reference know you're exceptional anyway because you wear memes on your shirt in public.
 
A kiwi made this more modern design last year but I think it was too late.
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I'm pretty sure this clause is incorrect insofar as it's incomplete. It needs a verb following 削除 such as やろう or しよう。 Also if you want to get the "fucking" in there it should have an emphasis adder, like こそ or クッソ、 ie: 「全てこそを削除やろう」
E: Now that I think about it there are other ways this could be phrased that may be more natural. I could ask a few natives if this is a design people settle on.

A shirt with a broken image on the front (grey rectangle border on the front of the shirt with a broken image icon in the upper right) and "Archive Everything" in small print on the back, just under the collar.
This is a brilliant idea. If I'm going to wear a kiwi shirt I really don't want to advertise to everyone that it's a kiwi shirt, the most brazen I'd accept is a subtle fight club-esque sekrit club signal to other members. This one is perfect because it's pregnant with meaning that you don't need to be a kiwi to pick up on. Geto boys said it best: "real gangsta ass niggas don't flex nuts because real gangsta ass niggas know they got 'em".
Only thing I'd change is putting the small "archive everything" text on the front in case you're wearing a jacket or something else that covers your back.

E: Unrelated but looking back on last year's designs on the off chance cucked by a couch makes a return I propose it instead be replaced with cucked by the pickle man.
 
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I'm pretty sure this clause is incorrect insofar as it's incomplete. It needs a verb following 削除 such as やろう or しよう。 Also if you want to get the "fucking" in there it should have an emphasis adder, like こそ or クッソ、 ie: 「全てこそを削除やろう」
E: Now that I think about it there are other ways this could be phrased that may be more natural. I could ask a few natives if this is a design people settle on.


This is a brilliant idea. If I'm going to wear a kiwi shirt I really don't want to advertise to everyone that it's a kiwi shirt, the most brazen I'd accept is a subtle fight club-esque sekrit club signal to other members. This one is perfect because it's pregnant with meaning that you don't need to be a kiwi to pick up on. Geto boys said it best: "real gangsta ass niggas don't flex nuts because real gangsta ass niggas know they got 'em".
Only thing I'd change is putting the small "archive everything" text on the front in case you're wearing a jacket or something else that covers your back.

E: Unrelated but looking back on last year's designs on the off chance cucked by a couch makes a return I propose it instead be replaced with cucked by the pickle man.
Could it not just be すべて削除しろ (imperative form of する)?
 
I emailed Josh the print quality file, but here's my submission. It's a parody of those old Anatomy diagrams where they didn't actually have a specimen to draw from, just a description, and they just kind of make up body parts.



Here's the preview of what it would probably look like on a shirt, sorry for the low quality but that's just how Teespring does their previews.

love that one a lot
 
Sorry for the low quality, at some point in time I realized that I was spending more than an hour making a shitpost on pixlr and gave up part of the way through. Just a pair of mockups for T-shirts inspired by the late joycon boy himself. They're not particularly good but if it gives anyone some ideas for theirs then by my measures that's good enough. If you're wondering what the background is supposed to be, it's a silhouette of the Manhattan bridge in joycon red and blue
 

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Sorry for the low quality, at some point in time I realized that I was spending more than an hour making a shitpost on pixlr and gave up part of the way through. Just a pair of mockups for T-shirts inspired by the late joycon boy himself. They're not particularly good but if it gives anyone some ideas for theirs then by my measures that's good enough. If you're wondering what the background is supposed to be, it's a silhouette of the Manhattan bridge in joycon red and blue.
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Holy shit dude that’s dark.
 
This is a brilliant idea. If I'm going to wear a kiwi shirt I really don't want to advertise to everyone that it's a kiwi shirt, the most brazen I'd accept is a subtle fight club-esque sekrit club signal to other members. This one is perfect because it's pregnant with meaning that you don't need to be a kiwi to pick up on. Geto boys said it best: "real gangsta ass niggas don't flex nuts because real gangsta ass niggas know they got 'em".
Only thing I'd change is putting the small "archive everything" text on the front in case you're wearing a jacket or something else that covers your back.

E: Unrelated but looking back on last year's designs on the off chance cucked by a couch makes a return I propose it instead be replaced with cucked by the pickle man.
Since a lot of people seem to like the idea, here's a mockup. I took your suggestion and put the "archive everything" with the front facing broken image design. I'll take any critique or suggestions. The source file is an SVG so it can be as high res as it needs to be.
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How about something minimalistic, like an old timey milk bottle that says LOL on it? Maybe done up like an old Americana ad?

Actually, that as a water bottle / thermos might be funny.

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Something like that. For example, take the "Real miIk comes from cows" thing and replace the cow with lineart of Brianna Wu or that overly triggered woman with the veins popping out everywhere, or some other cow, and mixup the caption: "Real Milk Comes From Lolcows."

Since a lot of people seem to like the idea, here's a mockup. I took your suggestion and put the "archive everything" with the front facing broken image design. I'll take any critique or suggestions. The source file is an SVG so it can be as high res as it needs to be.
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I like this idea. It also makes for a really great forum avatar, and a username that is completely and utterly impossible to google search. ;)

Was about to ask the same thing.

Would love a second chance to get that one and/or the one with the kiwi and cow chilling together.

Reruns would be very much appreciated, aye.
 
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Wasn't there a KIND REGARDS shirt? Please bring that back.

Also EXCEPTIONAL INDIVIDUAL and ARCHIVE EVERYTHING.

Centered sans-serif text (in kiwi green) on a black shirt.

All three are both masculine/unisex and don't use KF branding.
 
How about something minimalistic, like an old timey tard cum bottle that says LOL on it? Maybe done up like an old Americana ad?

Actually, that as a water bottle / thermos might be funny.

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Something like that. For example, take the "Real miIk comes from cows" thing and replace the cow with lineart of Brianna Wu or that overly triggered woman with the veins popping out everywhere, or some other cow, and mixup the caption: "Real tard cum Comes From Lolcows."
I like the cow, honestly. Out of all the photos you posted, that was the one I liked, so maybe youre on to something. I think it should stay disassociated from the site but I like that one. Id wear that on a tshirt.
 
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