Preparing for Merch Run 2019

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I emailed Josh the print quality file, but here's my submission. It's a parody of those old Anatomy diagrams where they didn't actually have a specimen to draw from, just a description, and they just kind of make up body parts.

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Here's the preview of what it would probably look like on a shirt, sorry for the low quality but that's just how Teespring does their previews.

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I think it'd be funny to stick as much of random.txt as will fit on a shirt, and just leave it at that. I've seen a few shirts like that where it's just plastered in text to the point where it looks like a black shirt from a distance or if you squint but then you get closer and it's words.

The thought of those words including "right now the kiwifarms is zooming in on this nerds license plate" and "roadkill is literally the worst organic matter to put your dick into" fuckin kills me.
 
A cute kiwibirb sipping a pinacolada while chilling on an intertube in a pool of malk.
 
Wat if we maek a shirt of nool doing double midel fingees and saying “Kiwi ferms is really cool look it up right now doo it dont beleeve doss haeters!!!!” Dat would be so ebic.
 
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I'll pay cold hard Bitcoin to get the Chinese Kiwi Farms logo with "鷸鴕 农场" on it on a T-Shirt. Praying to make it happen!
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Yes please dear god I would buy anything chinese kf related. There’s so many good designs you could with just the Chinese characters alone and the color red. Plz plz plz I’m begging you Dear Leader!
 
I put something together as a profile picture and then decided it was too autistic to use. A better artist could make it work.

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I love the little kiwi holding the receipt from the WG kitty avatar by abracadaver.

Any chance of a supplier who can print and post regionally? We get hammered for import fees plus import taxes where I am and that can double or triple the cost. A Merch supplier who can ship from Europe would I’m sure see you get more revenue from here.

Also like the idea of being able to pay extra to support the site- maybe you could have a button or sticker that costs a set amount (like 25/50 dollars) so people can donate?

Also what security do you recommend for those of us who don’t do crypto, in case the supplier hands over our details under pressure from crazed screeching SJW s?

Also: mugs. Pretty please.
 
I got the true and honest fan design last year. The fabric was my favorite for t-shirts and I have no problem wearing it in public. I’m actually waiting for a wink and a nod from a fellow Kiwi. I liked all the designs, though and we’ve got some great suggestions. Can I suggest for the fellas we have one with “The government is trying to control my penis”?
 
I know you said shirts/pullovers only but man I liked the shotglasses a lot, I'd kill for some more things like that. Unfortunately I wouldn't have much interest in wearing KF-related clothing just out of general decency but other merch like glasses, stickers, pins, etc I'd definitely be down with again.
 
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