Preparing for Merch Run 2019

[MarineTrainedTard]

I'm an extremely stupid idiot and deleted the account on the site I bought the shirt from last year and the order never went through and I never got the shirt, so I'd love the Kiwi Looking At Stars shirt to be available again

 

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chill out man what's the worst thing that could happen if 40,000 of the most autistic people on the planet are given carte blanche access to an organisation's branding

Imagine if all the nuts who want to take down KF gave up on DDOS and ridiculous doxing attempts and just sold shirts with the logo to their friends on Spreadshirt instead.

 

[Dick Justice]

Will there be an option to pay more than the standard fixed price? I've been meaning to donate to the site for a while and this screams "two birds one stone"

P.S. Everyone already has plenty of t-shirts. Include some sweaters/jackets/long-sleeves/hoodies as well

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

A shirt with a broken image on the front (grey rectangle border on the front of the shirt with a broken image icon in the upper right) and "Archive Everything" in small print on the back, just under the collar.

 

[sperginity]

I would buy a Mad at the Internet shirt.

this is a great idea, even plain text of it would be fine.

Maybe a shirt with "doxxed on the internet" corrected with red pen, english teacher style, to say "Doxed on the Internet"? I'm not the greatest at these things but it could be an educational campaign to make people stop fucking up so badly.

We could have some kind of portrait of josh with "errverlord" on it underneath. obama style picture?

edit: "irrelevant island nation farming collective" shirt?


People ask me about my "be the change you want to see" shirt, and I tell them about the attempted school shooter getting cucked by a substitute teacher with a couch instead of talking about the website. That was a good shirt, I would totally buy it again.

 

[Red Dragon]

This is probably a dumb idea, but "Got doxxed? #MeToo!" written on a t-shirt would trigger a lot of people.

Bonus points if it glows in the dark.

 

[soft kitty]

I would buy a Mad at the Internet shirt.

That's a great idea, I'd totally buy one of those.

 

[jenffer a jay]

 

[eldri]

A kiwi made this more modern design last year but I think it was too late.

 

[Da Grim Reaper]

I wasn't even hacked, but I'll take the shirt anyways

 

[Antique Rice]

Man, a lot of people are bad at reading that there's not going to be any KF logos on these exceptional individual costumes.

 

[The Cunting Death]

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Would buy/10

 

[Neo-Holstien]

all i want is a cwc straw

 

[tranny2000]

I think anything with "certified exceptional individual" on it would be awesome. Inconspicuous to the outside world. Also, I am pretty exceptional.

 

[DarkSydePundit]

How about a shirt that says

MY
GOT DOXED

(Referring to the Mistery Woman DSP event and the 'Dox your cats' thread)​

 

[Lame Entropy]

Oh sweet, it's not happening just yet. I just spent all of my money on dumb shit for my cat so I was about to be sad,

 

[Near]

I would buy a Mad at the Internet shirt.

Seconding that as well. The name just works great on its own.

 

[eldri]

I nominate @Thomas Paine's wallpaper design.

 

[Denmark Mafia]

I would probably buy a black shirt with the plain kiwifarms logo and something more edgy on top. Mad at the internet or islamic content could be good. Also maybe some reference to the "security breach".

 

[Double Dee]

As awesome as one would sound, I'm not too sure about shirts with 'Archive Everything', since it's basically a site motto at this point. A variant would be kind if cool, though.

Personally, I'd love to see us follow through on a 'cyberbowling' shirt, or if we could, some kind of subtle edgy shirt like the Couch Cuck from last year about one of this year's tragedies.