pozloading my negholep - An illustrative guide on how to not engage lolcows offsite

[Cuntster]

People do this shit because they're late to the party and want to illicit an "epic" reaction from Chris akin to what he did in the past. It's not going to happen, Chris has been milked dry for ages now. The next time he flips his lid or goes on a rant it will be out of the blue and over something completely random or personal (think Sonic Boom Arm Recolor).

 

[m0rnutz]

I like to go with the theory that we're all secretly lolcow material inside, it's just a matter of chance whether it actually surfaces up or not.

Only an autistic deadbeat deviant would laugh at another autistic deadbeat deviant's failures, when you think about it.

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

How does one troll chris today by not becoming a ween?

I know for a fact with planning and if the pay off is good it could be worth it. Are we at a point in christory that chris can no longer be fucked with?

 

[SpessCaptain]

All of this is just trying to get bragging rights.

Well congrats, you can brag about being retards now.

 

[Rokko]

Let that serve them as a warning. Do we really want to dox them? They are mostly good people.

 

[Un Platano]

KF is like the special ed room where everything is covered in polychromatic foam. It's there to give the tards something to do, but moreover it's there to keep them out of everyone else's way.
This is the shit that happens when you can't lock the doors.

 

[Robotron]

How does one troll chris today by not becoming a fool?

I know for a fact with planning and if the pay off is good it could be worth it. Are we at a point in christory that chris can no longer be fucked with?

Just think inside your head "Could this possibly be perceived as more autistic than anything Chris Chan has ever done rationally?", if yes, don't fucking post it.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Let that serve them as a warning. Do we really want to dox them? They are mostly good people.

"mostly"
What did he mean by this?

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I didn't think @Ntwadumela would do this sorta shit..

It's not surprising, he's done stuff like that before. I still like him though.

 

[Robotron]

Let that serve them as a warning. Do we really want to dox them? They are mostly good people.

Or at the very least, punish the one who instigated this shit the most.

 

[WW 635]

@Ride @Cthulhu @Deadpool want to start a pool on how many more pages of posts saying the same thing in a slightly different way will be posted in this thread overnight?

 

[Hen in a tie]

"I did well in school"

So did Chris, thus you are just as retarded as Chris.

 

[Rokko]

"mostly"
What did he mean by this?

Those I "know". Also if someone turns out to be Hirtes i can save my face

 

[Y2K Baby]

Those I "know". Also if someone turns out to be Hirtes i can save my face

Nothing will save your face from Hirtes.

 

[RI 360]

@Ride @Cthulhu @Deadpool want to start a pool on how many more pages of posts saying the same thing in a slightly different way will be posted in this thread overnight?

I think a thread over an orange peel Chris posted got to several pages so this could roll for weeks.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Or at the very least, punish the one who instigated this shit the most.

But that's the real question- Who started this new wave of "trolling"?

Those I "know". Also if someone turns out to be Hirtes i can save my face

Nah man, nothing can save you from accomplice status.

 

[Robotron]

But that's the real question- Who started this new wave of "trolling"?


Nah man, nothing can save you from accomplice status.

So far from what i've seen in this thread, all eyes seem to be leading towards @The Dude

 

[WW 635]

I think a thread over an orange peel Chris posted got to several pages so this could roll for weeks.

Yeah, that's why I'm just looking for an overnight page pool. My bet is on 25 pages by morning. What are you throwing in on?

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Will everyone stop dogpiling on @The Dude, Jesus Christ. Let he who is without sin cast the first stone & all that shit. @yawning sneasel already said what needed to be said, & frankly, all this "halal when?" clamoring is getting really fucking old. You're not any better. I'm not any better. None of us are. We're all spergs in our own weird ways, & I'm pretty sure all of us have engaged in foolishness at one point or another.

I know this is an unpopular opinion, but some of you have no right to trollshield.

 

[RI 360]

Yeah, that's why I'm just looking for an overnight page pool. My bet is on 25 pages by morning. What are you throwing in on?

I'm going low with 19