pozloading my negholep - An illustrative guide on how to not engage lolcows offsite

[BlueArmedDevil]

Do we have a chris-tard hall of shame? Sticky this thread

It's the only way people will learn.

 

[Mason Verger]

But.. Chris said to harass him directly.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

I don't think I understand

I think I need maybe 100 more examples, please

 

[Gordon Cole]

Ideally, keeping your distance with cows should go without saying. But this isn't an ideal world, so here we are.

 

[Dane]

having kiwifarms in your twitter username is insanely autistic behavior

if the fact that you enjoy KF isn't a private shame then something is very wrong tbh.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

A reminder that @The Dude's been active since March 2013. He should know this shit by now.

It's not just the summerfolk who make fools of themselves around here, it seems.

yeah but at least he hasn't shown us his penis

edit: I demand someone show me @The Dude 's penis

 

[Zvantastika]

A reminder that @The Dude's been active since March 2013. He should know this shit by now.

It's not just the summerfolk who make fools of themselves around here, it seems.

Some old fags are getting hit with senile dementia. It's slowly starting to show but it's important they stop now that they still have clean underpants, at least I want to believe they do.

This problem is not found on Twitter only, Chris videos on Youtube and some Facebook posts are also plagued by tryhards. It's only getting worse by the minute since Chris is posting more and replying less to whatever others says.

 

[captn_kettle]

Can we just dox them and get it over with? Hopefully we will end up with s few more threads.

 

[Null]

What is the point of having a twitter account to discuss lolcows, especially Chris, when you are already on this forum? People like to be autistic like the lolcows they watch.

You can't scream at Chris directly over perceived wrongs if you don't have a twitter account.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Just let Twitter's stock go to shit in peace, brethren.

Well it did take a $0.25 nosedive today. It was pretty fun to watch. Also, why do people still use Twitter? And why are you making it so obvious that it's you talking to Chris?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I love all these users, but you guys need to get better alts. Chris' Nightstar pony-chu was better.

 

[sbm1990]

So, which kiwi farmer is going to become the next Michael Hirtes?

 

[Muncie Anderson]

But.. Chris said to harass him directly.

You know Chris doesn't mean anything he says.

 

[The Great Chandler]

The w.e.enery is infecting us. Even the most experienced.

 

[Potatomongrel]

Being a proud Kiwi on social media is dumb and gay. Does being a Kiwi make you more macho? Cooler? No, you fucking autist.

 

[Sergeant Politeness]

Some old fags are getting hit with senile dementia. It's slowly starting to show but it's important they stop now that they still have clean underpants, at least I want to believe they do.

I dunno if it's just me, but it's incredibly easy to get comfortable with KF and forget that this is a board for making fun of people. It regularly ravages its own. IIRC, this was more of a problem when the board was a lot smaller, but people still regularly overshare and make fools out of themselves in increasingly desperate attempts to get laughs. Shit, sometimes, I'm paranoid I do it.

But no, really, don't talk to Chris. It's sadder than just making fun of him here. Slightly, but still sadder.

 

[MrTroll]

You can't scream at Chris directly over perceived wrongs if you don't have a twitter account.

Some of us more old-fashioned retards still prefer to harass him by phone.

 

[RI 360]

If you aren't arsoning the cows home, why bother at all?

 

[BF 388]

Years ago I posted a bunch of Private Messages to Chris's Facebook account, hoping for some response, any response.

And, Hahaha, no one gets to see that shit.

@Marvin ,is that you?

 

[Chris did nothing wrong]

"Chris is a bad man and should be raped."

*Gets a hundred twitters likes from weens*