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"Femboy" "Trans" and "Stepmom" were more searched than "Blowjob" or "big tits". It's so fucking over
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This shit has GOT to be made up brooooo
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Keep in mind that PornHub is not a publicly-traded company, so they're under no legal obligation to be truthful when releasing this sort of thing (i.e., it's what the (((owners))) want people to believe, for propaganda/demoralization purposes). I can, however, believe that Rekieta pushed "anal beads" to the #1 position in Minnesota/Snowmalia through purely through his own search activity.
 
Yeah, "relative searches" gives them a lot of wiggle room to bullshit their way into displaying more niche tags.
Pretty much this, assuming it's at all true of course. It isn't saying that "Nigerian was the most searched term in Maryland" it's saying "Nigerian was searched more in Maryland than it was in any other state".
 
The thing that really shook my worldview was the fact that some guy actually got laid as a result of attending a sci-fi convention.
It happens a lot, especially at the large USA cons hosted at a convention hall attached to a large hotel. Most con-goers travel quite far in order to have a weekend rager with their Discord friends. They attend the con, then retire to their accomodations and party further. You can't drink at a con itself, so they save that (as well as other substances) for later. Lots of drunken hookups happen, but people also do other weird shit, it's just a frathouse party with con-goer's high added to the mix.

Twitchcon, aside from being ludicrously expensive and poorly organised, is also known for minor and major streamers going there to fuck each other (as well as groom minors, but that's a separate topic). Lots of drama over cheating and women being roofied breaks after each edition, on top of lots of groping.
According to her Instagram, yes. And whining about tariffs making it more expensive to show off her nonexistent lightsaber twirling skills, apparently.
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Her face looks as if a blobfish got botox.
I know the 3rd (and last) chick was the one who retired to become a streamer, then broke her ass jumping in the Twitchcon ballpit a few years ago, but don't recognize any of the othothers
I remember that. Same woman pissed on a mall escalator in 2019, posted the video online, then had simps and other whores defending her.

Looking at that guy so close to any of them gives off the same feeling as seeing someone eat ramen noodles out of a toilet bowl. Pure revulsion.
 
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Adam22 would be alot more interesting (as a lolcow) if he still did sports related stuff instead of just "Hey, I'm washed. Let's talk and do ghetto shit!"
What is he even known for except starting a rambling podcast with his whore "wife" where they talk about nothing and then have an orgy? Was he trying to copy Tate at some point and profit off of male loneliness or something?
 
What is he even known for except starting a rambling podcast with his whore "wife" where they talk about nothing and then have an orgy? Was he trying to copy Tate at some point and profit off of male loneliness or something?
He was a BMX biker a decade+ ago when basically "white punk" sports were still hip. Long story short was that he got lost in the sauce trend chasing and now is a cool guy with and for only room temperature IQ people
 
He was a BMX biker a decade+ ago when basically "white punk" sports were still hip.
I distinctly remember coming across an old issue of Thrasher or some other skater mag that had "Why Skateboarders Love X-Rated Entertainment" as a cover headline.
 
I’m highly dubious that a foam pit did more damage to her ass than doing triple anal did.
It wasn't a "pit", it was some foam cubes in a kiddie pool on a concrete floor and she jumped into it ass-first. Energy travelled up, cracked two vertebrae and did some other damage. I doubt she was conveniently pregnant for this, these people will say anything for attention, but no black dick can do more damage than that (yes, I have heard the laundry list of industry-related injuries sustained by her asshole).

What a way to exist as a person...
Him too?
He was a BMX biker a decade+ ago when basically "white punk" sports were still hip. Long story short was that he got lost in the sauce trend chasing and now is a cool guy with and for only room temperature IQ people
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9v-Mh0h2-xg
I choose to believe you on account of my adamant refusal to watch an hour of human trash lore in order to find out.
 
It wasn't a "pit", it was some foam cubes in a kiddie pool on a concrete floor and she jumped into it ass-first. Energy travelled up, cracked two vertebrae and did some other damage. I doubt she was conveniently pregnant for this, these people will say anything for attention, but no black dick can do more damage than that (yes, I have heard the laundry list of industry-related injuries sustained by her asshole).
You are no fun.
 
hey admin my nigger ass will continue to double and triplepost. dont mess with me when im stimfapping off that blue chrystal pack motherfucker
It wasn't a "pit"
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now back to our totally 100% educational and journalistic explorations of retardation
first off why the fuck does da 'hub have an autoplay feature:
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seriously which one of you niggas asked for this shit? you gotta be on more stimulants than me to last that long

now no screencaps for this question but why tf is anal so popular? what the hell can butthole do for you that pussy can't? vagina is literally a leatherman multitool

next horror at hand: these titles are beyond retarded. its better than them being something pretentious or whatever the fuck cums outta asian studios but damn
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legit 2 contradictory concepts. ig when ya goon ya just dgaf (see "step-__" content)
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now just like the country graph, they gotta be makin this shit up. at least i hope. we all hope.
They're still pretending the term "teen" doesn't exist on their website I see.
They aren't very good at pretending. All that Viagra must be exterminating their braincells.
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It happens a lot, especially at the large USA cons hosted at a convention hall attached to a large hotel. Most con-goers travel quite far in order to have a weekend rager with their Discord friends.
(i.e., it's what the (((owners))) want people to believe, for propaganda/demoralization purposes)
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alright now i gotta provide some (relatively) funny shit cuz that was heinous
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