[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

[A Cardboard Box]

Wow, actually getting legally married is pretty rare for most hick/ghetto couples. Good for them.

Most hicks and niggos don't have an all-consuming, pathological hatred of an autistic Internet man that drives them to make bizarre and unpredictable life choices.

 

[Tiger Jack]

Imagine getting married in a red grandad shirt that perfectly shows off your massive gunt and thinking "Yep. That's how I want my new wife and I to remember this day. Me putting in 0 effort". The hat I understand, that's to hide his hideous bald spot. The unkempt neckbeard is to hide is chin rolls. But the shirt... that's depressing. If he can't be fucked to dress himself like an adult on his own wedding day then imagine what he wears around the house. I'm imagining a lot of sweat and salsa stained shirts and sweatpants.

The only time he dresses like an adult is when he has to go to court. And even then the best he can muster is a button-up shirt and some chinos.
AF even has their own in-house tailor with TR Sartor, so he really doesn’t have an excuse, as a 37 going on 60 year-old man, to not own at least one or two suits. He just doesn’t give a fuck, not even for his own wedding. Man is pure white trash, through and through.

 

[Merton J. Dingle]

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Mazel tov!!!

Marries a Jewish pedophile to own Null. Allies himself with a tranny pedophile to own Null. How soon before we get a black Jewish tranny pedophile in Ralph's life?

 

[Ozzymandias]

Ralphamania was everything it was advertised to be lol

 

[Friend Drazha]

Considering the lack of effort put in this weddiing, what are your approximations in how long it'll last?

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

Father of the "bride" gets verified:

 

[SaltyFanta]

Considering the lack of effort put in this weddiing, what are your approximations in how long it'll last?

Now that Jersh has predicted they won't last a year, I'm going for Ralph making it last until January 1st out of spite.

 

[Pill Cosby]

Father of the "bride" gets verified:
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I think Harry Morris is a massive cunt. It’s one thing to throw Ralph under the bus and call him a fat disgusting sweaty pig is one thing even though it’s probably true but to throw your own daughter under the bus is another thing.

It breaks my heart to see it. That’s his daughter he’s shitting on. The first one was he moaning about too much salt… we guide our children and show that mistakes are okay and we learn from them. I guess this is why there are so many lolcows and that’s because these weirdos and freaks never had a strong role model in life. Never a solid family.

If Harry was a good man why did he let his daughter do that shit? Why attack his daighter? - she’s only going to rebel more. Girls with daddy issues look for another father to fill that void.

 

[The Dude]

If ever a marriage was destined for an ugly, painful, spiteful, tearful ending, it's definitely this one. I thought it was against the law to sexually take advantage of the mentally handicapped?

 

[PhantomDiploma]

LOL.
LMAO.

Christ he looks like the father of the bride.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

This picture is the representation of every stereotype of Americans. Rednecks and White Trash

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

Anyone remember that one Dead Rising 2 mission where you help the 60-year old find his 28-year old wife? I'm reminded of that now for some reason...

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

What's really quite remarkable is that, in spite of everything going on in this situation, Meigh has somehow traded up from her previous boyfriend.

tfw even masculine horse-looking pedo women somehow still benefit from hypergamy...

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

If ever a marriage was destined for an ugly, painful, spiteful, tearful ending, it's definitely this one. I thought it was against the law to sexually take advantage of the mentally handicapped?

I believe there's an exception when they're both retarded.

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That bowling ball grip on the baby is really creeping me the fuck out.

 

[Iron Father]

Every girl's dream wedding right there.

 

[Jon Conroy]

I'm willing to bet good hard earned taxed money that in a year ethan will start drinking heavier and start battering her. Also Elvis's daughter just died. Can we blame her death on him to for the lols.

 

[MeltyTW]

I think Harry Morris is a massive cunt. It’s one thing to throw Ralph under the bus and call him a fat disgusting sweaty pig is one thing even though it’s probably true but to throw your own daughter under the bus is another thing.

It breaks my heart to see it. That’s his daughter he’s shitting on. The first one was he moaning about too much salt… we guide our children and show that mistakes are okay and we learn from them. I guess this is why there are so many lolcows and that’s because these weirdos and freaks never had a strong role model in life. Never a solid family.

If Harry was a good man why did he let his daughter do that shit? Why attack his daighter? - she’s only going to rebel more. Girls with daddy issues look for another father to fill that void.

fuck pantsu shes a cunt, a pedophile, and she does nothing but hurt everyone around her and throw them under the bus, her reaction to her family almost being murdered en masse by a midget disgusting psychopath was "lol get over it" i hope she dies miserable and regretful in the moldy third world shithole she complained about behind ralphs back. i hate her. i loathe her. i love that shes married to ralph and i love that he rightfully has zero respect for her to the point of using her as a slave instead of giving her a proper marriage. if we only knew ralph from how he treated this utter cur hed be my hero if only hed give her a good smack to her bitch head. if ralph smacked the shit out of her on camera id say its based af. shell consent to it anyway the pick me whore.

if she turned on ralph id side with ralph.

 

[Booby Jones]

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This is how someone touches a baby when they've had 0 hours of interaction with it.
Like it's some mysterious object and they're curious but slightly hesitant

 

[Yummy Gummy]

I hit the jackpot y'all! What are the odds I'd run into the same Elvis impersonator's/Minister's personal photographer? He said the Gunt was a total spazz, hollerin' the whole time. Photodude was pissed cause they jewed him down, so he gave me an outtake shot of the wedding afterparty!



He said they were smokin' meth, doin' blow- & he wouldn't even give me a copy of the Elvis-themed orgy afterparty. But I think this is proof enough- I wouldn't feel right blinding all the Kiwis that didn't see the OG sextape anyway...
Congrats Horse & Hog!

 

[Apochrypha]

I seriously can't get over the size difference between the two of them. She's so fucking skinny, I'm surprised she didn't die giving birth to Ralph's seed. How the fuck does she breastfeed with those flatscreen tits? Good thing that dress has straps.