[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%
  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%
  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%

  • Total de votantes
    936
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A little late and gay, but here's my artistic tribute to the RalphaWedding.

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Imagine getting married in a red grandad shirt that perfectly shows off your massive gunt and thinking "Yep. That's how I want my new wife and I to remember this day. Me putting in 0 effort". The hat I understand, that's to hide his hideous bald spot. The unkempt neckbeard is to hide is chin rolls. But the shirt... that's depressing. If he can't be fucked to dress himself like an adult on his own wedding day then imagine what he wears around the house. I'm imagining a lot of sweat and salsa stained shirts and sweatpants.
 
Holy fucking shit Pantsu’s dad went hard. Against his own daughter. This is great.

I’ve been out of the loop for a minute so imma have to catch back up on this cow. He stopped being funny for a while but it looks like shits about to get better.

I hope he fucking got a prenup. How funny would that be?
 
Not that he was ever handsome but it is shocking how much worse for the wear Ralph looks after what, 3 years or so? Everyone's been saying it but this is a great example, he looks like he aged 30 not 3.
He looks like his heart is going to pop, soon, and then what am I going to do on Saturday nights?

Sadder yet, horses rarely live longer than 40 years. I hope they've named a decent godparent.
 
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