[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

[RisingPhoenix]

Maybe just me but I don't think it's much of a W really for Pantsu that to get hitched to the hog 'o' her dreams she had to commit fraud and the man she's hoping will provide for her and Rosy paid nothing or (at best) made a minimal contribution to make things happen.


I mean dude made an effort for the first wedding with Nora to actually put on a shirt. He couldn't even do that for the horse that bore his spawn.

Part of the whole deal with weddings is for the man to show he can actually provide for the family or is ready to be a committed and reliable partner. This might seem like a win now but because she did all the legwork really she might be disappointed with the results long term.


Suspect Harry may be regretting telling baby girl she could use that card for anything if that really can be used as a defense. But I suppose at least he's enjoying the memes. Might be best to shut the card off though.

 

[BoglimArchives]

Gunt deserves at least partial credit here. Despite being an obese alcoholic with no skills, and despite a laughably cringe white trash ceremony, he managed to find a girl, and put a ring on it.

He has actually accomplished something worthwhile.

Look, I'll give Ralph his wins without hesitation when he earns them. I just don't think marriage is one of them.

Getting married is real fuckin' easy. Find some woman, tolerate her for 6 months and don't be a dickhead, then propose. It'll happen, trust me. The real challenge is staying married, that's when the carnival kicks in and the really fucking stupid shit starts. Particularly if they have some form of mental illness and there's a child involved.

Ralph's smiling and happy now, but trust me, that's the last time you're gunna see him like that. He just made a monumentally idiotic decision.

 

[cybertoaster]

Most incels aren't into fucking/marrying horses.

"A hole is a hole"

-Winston Churchill, 1916

 

[DarkSydeHyde]

LOL.
LMAO.
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"Ethan Ralph has married Digibro's ex sloppy seconds in Las Vegas. She was walked by Elvis in a purchased* dress with no family from either side present."

 

[Taked1993]

I am very happy for Ralph becoming a husband and a father, even though he's: 1. fat (cringe) 2. convicted sex offender 3. banned me from his live stream chat on odysee.

Also, his wife has a (((big nose))) but I think she's Italian so cut her some slack, she can't help it.

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

"Ethan Ralph has married Digibro's ex sloppy seconds in Las Vegas. She was walked by Elvis in a purchased* dress with no family from either side present."

* Elvis Impersonator. The Actual Elvis Presley's Daughter immediately died the next day out of shame

 

[DarkSydeHyde]

I am very happy for Ralph becoming a husband and a father, even though he's: 1. fat (cringe) 2. convicted sex offender 3. banned me from his live stream chat on odysee.

Also, his wife has a (((big nose))) but I think she's Italian so cut her some slack, she can't help it.

I have mixed feeling after reading your post.

 

[Cpt. Stud Beefpile]

Most incels aren't into fucking/marrying horses.

You are correct. "Sewer guzzlers" are among the most viciously mocked people in the 'cel community. There is an understanding, usually unwritten but implied, that it is more honorable for your sex drive to die of thirst than to drink from the rivers of cess that are women like pantsu.

It's also why the idea of getting a call girl is so contentious - any 'cel who has any worldly wisdom is very sus of sticking their dick in someone who's likely a walking petri dish.

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

What say you now, JOSHUA CONNER MOON.
RALPHAMALE WINS AGAIN
Joshua Conner Moon? More like JOSHUA CORNER MOOR!

Spoiler

this marriage wont last a year

 

[X2F01 101011]

The funny thing is, this is just going to be even better now. I’m sure Ralph thinks this is an own. Little does he know, we don’t actually care. We are laughing at him which is what he’s never understood. This sham of a marriage if you could even call it that, will go down in a blaze of embarrassment after Ralph inevitably knocks up some literal street walker or this shit ends in a white trash domestic beat down. Most marriages in modern day America don’t last anyway, so we all know this one has no chance in hell. It’s gonna be pretty goddamn funny to watch though.

 

[Dead Wife]

Bring on the honeymoon babby. Nothing says all-American family like a wife and two kids (Xander who, and do they still have the poor dog?)
I haven’t kept up with Ralph lately as he got a bit boring, I’m happy to see he’s embarked on a new storyline for us all to enjoy.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Was the catering after the wedding served in a trough?

 

[No. 7 cat]

LOL.
LMAO.
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Ethan 'Gunt' Ralph got to marry the horse man he so pined after. Classy stuff.

 

[BlancoMailo]

I love how she had to lean on an angle and Ethan had to wear a trashy straw hat to make him appear taller.

Look at that Elvis larp guy, towering both of them, with Ethan obviously being the shortest.

You may have married your broodmare but you're still 5'1'', Ethan. You're short. And fat. Fat. SHORT AND FAT.

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It just never gets old, much like any puppies around him and Ronnie.

 

[Soft Boi]

I'll try to be nice. The picture where they're back to back is kinda cute.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Was the catering after the wedding served in a trough?

Meigh brought her own nose bag, the Ralphamale was served his meal in a trough.

 

[Truly Rural]

As we were suspecting, as Mirna was saying the entire past year, Ralph and May don't smell each other really. Both of them know that this marriage is just for the show. In reality they go days without talking.

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They consciously agreed to pretend that they are a couple in love (and they failed miserably at it) to own the alogs. How can somebody in this situation not have self esteem issues? This is their marriage. The only thing they have going on, their only bond is impotently trying to prove the alogs their life is nothing like it is.

 

[disavow]

Is this just favorable lighting or is this the first time in history Meigh has ever actually washed her greasy ass hair?
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It's filtered, compare to the watermarked one.

 

[msd]

Divorce arc when?

 

[AltisticRight]

I don't think she looks that bad. She's slightly above average. I'll give her a low 6 or high 5 out of 10 based solely on looks. Which is way out of Ralph's league. When you factor personality into it, she right where she belongs. She's a disgusting human and her and Ralph deserve each other. I do feel bad for the kid with two degenerate sex pest duds for parents.

My dude.