[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

[Ol' Slag]

I hope May has it in writing she could use the credit card for anything she wanted. Harry could be a real dick and tag the card as stolen and make life hell for both of them.

Question for the legal experts: If you use stolen funds to get married, can the marry be considered null?

 

[Several Goats]

They unfortunately had to leave Rozy in Mexico, but it's ok they left her a two week supply of food and water

 

[Super Saiyan Hitler]

Ralph posted some more pictures. So I guess that he eventually paid the 5 dollars and got a grand four un-watermarked pictures.

 

[Waifu Days]

You know, Ralph, us calling you white trash does not obligate you to prove it.

In there defense, we don't know if they 'consummated" the union moment after the ceremony in the chapel's storage closet. They might have shown a little class.

How old is she what is the age difference

Ethan Ralph will be 38 in 2023. Meigh, if I'm wrong please correct me, is either 29 or 30 in 2023. So an eight or nine year gap.

 

[Sexy Potoo]

LOL.
LMAO.
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Don't worry Kiwis, I got the unedited version of the pic without watermark.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Ralph is not even 40 and looks about 65. I wonder if someone asked him where the groom is? He couldn't even be bothered to wear something nice.

 

[make_it_so]

90% sure the reason Ralph did a Vegas wedding instead of Guntmania was so he could go blow money on the casino and sports book.

Fixed that for you.

 

[Big Al's Famous Pork]

Powerlevel time.
My first marriage was in Vegas. Had Elvis and everything.
Notice I said first marriage.
This is absolutely stupid. Everyone involved in this is stupid.

 

[fedoralordjish]

A pig marrying a horse. Adds a dog into the mix and you'll get a barn.

@Null will fuck Ethan with may?

 

[Monodrone]

Ralph posted some more pictures. So I guess that he eventually paid the 5 dollars and got a grand four un-watermarked pictures.
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That duo picture... look how May has to bend her knees and crouch to make it seem like Ralph isn't 5'1".

 

[Fannyscum]

Keemstar congratulates the newlyweds on their happy day:

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Ralph claims the dress was not rented and he will be parading Meigh around in it at guntamania:

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The most thinly veiled threat ever from Ralph. You better show up Dick.

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[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Mazel tov!

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

LOL.
LMAO.
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I have no real dog in the fight about general Ralph matters, but no bullshit an Elvis wedding is some seriously dank shit

 

[Glowie]

LOL.
LMAO.
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Nothing like traditional New Vegas marriage, broke, joyless and best man is a male prostitute.

Rage pig Ethan is spiraling down to complete irrelevance.

Next step would be life in a trailer park, spousal abuse and a divorce.

 

[OlgaOfKiev]

Diddler Dax must be breathing a sigh of relief that he didn't have to serve as the Gunt's best man.

What a mockery of a sacred ceremony. This is just another thing that Rozy is going to learn about one day.

 

[JelloJerk]

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So who had the trashier Vegas/Elvis wedding package?

Also I thought Pantsu was better looking than that.

First thing I thought of. Honestly so far the Ralphamale is winning, at the very least Pantsu isn't dressed with a tablecloth and Ralph from the little we can see of Ralph even if the outfit is trashy at least they spare us from the "LOL we're so above it and ironic XD" vibes which manages to be more respectable to me.

 

[Niggernerd]

Ralph posted some more pictures. So I guess that he eventually paid the 5 dollars and got a grand four un-watermarked pictures.
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Very alpha that pose in the first pic. Doesnt look like a complete faggot at all! Also lol he got a bigger shirt because he didnt want another gunt moment

 

[Boss Hawg]

ITS OVER KIWIBROS!!!
RALPHAMALE VICTORY ACHIEVED!!!!
HOW WILL WE EVER COPE!!!

0:24

 

[Swiss46]

are they flying to Philly now? That's a long drive.

They're gonna consummate the marriage at a road side rest stop.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

ah fuck... he's gonna leak a sex tape to remain relevant..
isnt he?