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So the horse face got fucking married to the gunt.
Have a miserable life together, both of you.
Have a miserable life together, both of you.
[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?
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I'm late as fuck, probably, but the LV Chapel is a very cheap wedding thing, it's a single step up from a near-free courthouse wedding, where you wear whatever you want, take photos, then move on.
EDIT: I was late. I await the next shit porno.
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Of COURSE Gunt had to have a tacky as fuck Elvis wedding.
Those marriages always last forever.
Those marriages always last forever.
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Congratulations Ralph for pulling the trigger on the Divorce the Horse arc
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A poem dedicated to the newlyweds:
On this day of daysof joy you were wed
In the city of sin and tacky tour traps
At least that the skinny on this here thread
Elvis, rented dresses between games of craps
And if there is meaning in two people meeting
Regardless of past relations, it's sure worth repeating
Marriage, the notion is sweet like chocolate melted
A dream come to life no thread dare discredit
True love is only true if the kiwis are felted
Love is even sweeter bought on daddy Morris's credit
Your love could be called low-class, unhealthy, and/or hated
A bargain, $349 is a good deal if the parking was validated
On this day of days
In the city of sin and tacky tour traps
At least that the skinny on this here thread
Elvis, rented dresses between games of craps
And if there is meaning in two people meeting
Regardless of past relations, it's sure worth repeating
Marriage, the notion is sweet like chocolate melted
A dream come to life no thread dare discredit
True love is only true if the kiwis are felted
Love is even sweeter bought on daddy Morris's credit
Your love could be called low-class, unhealthy, and/or hated
A bargain, $349 is a good deal if the parking was validated
Sic Semper Tyrannosaurus
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Too late for that. I'm gonnna go fuck a newlywed horse
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After the wedding, later that night, the horse and the pig began to heavily toast the joyous day.
In a sickly smile tone the pig says, "You know what, I love you."
"Is that you speaking or the Maker's Mark?" playfully neighed the horse.
"I was talking to the Maker's Mark you dumb stupid horse! KILLSTREAM, BABY!!!!! You can't out-low me, bitch. In this sektur, I am the first, the best, and the one and only! You will be sacrifice to the corn long before I am. Just like that kid diddler broken dick Josh MOOOooOOON! God's plan . . . ."
As the drunken pig continued his rants into the early hours of tomorrow, the gargled tones bid the horse to sweet slumber.
The End.
Poor Ron. Aways a bridesmaid, never a bride.
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It's the "dies from cringe" meme, but for real this time.
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- 13 de Oct, 2019
This explains Lisa Marie's death. Yes. probably late, but still.
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- 24 de Feb, 2019
I doxxed their drive through window wedding
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- 23 de Mayo, 2021
Imagine being a Christian fighting and struggling against your own sins with a drug addiction. Your heart and soul poured out into every concert, adored by millions, and in the back stage you sang gospel, to let the Lord have the final songful word, and when the day comes that your drug addiction catches up to you?
Your legacy is a gimmick chapel that allows the marriage of degenerates while a fat dude impersonates the lowest point of your life.
What a way to go. Elvis, buddy. You didn't deserve this...
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Good job Ethan. Marriages come and go but ex-wives are forever.
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This cheap white trash couldn't even be bothered to pay for professional pictures at the the service. It has a giant fucking watermark on the center of the God damn picture. It's fine. What's next? Is he going to take a picture of TVs cycling pictures of the bottom of log flume ride to commemorate his honeymoon to the horse lady because fuck paying $10 for a picture?
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After all the jokes of them never getting married, he finally went and married Digibros lolicon ex.
Don't we have egg on our face.
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Whenever I have a bad day, Ralph always does something fantastically stupid to make me feel better about my life. Suicidal people should get into this stuff.