[Poll] Ethan Ralph's marriage to May - How owned will Null be?

Will Ethan Ralph finally marry May?

  • No, Ralph is too big of a pussy to marry May

    Votos: 74 7.9%

  • No, the Ralphamale can't be tied down to a single whore!

    Votos: 225 24.0%

  • Yes, fuck you Josh Moon!

    Votos: 637 68.1%
  • Total de votantes
    936
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So who had the trashier Vegas/Elvis wedding package?

Also I thought Pantsu was better looking than that.
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Icuckkkz and his attention whore, no contest. He's at least wearing a collared shirt, pants, and a tie. Though I will give Meigh points for wearing what appears to be an actual dress, even a cheap whore dress, over Anisa's afghan blanket looking thing.
 
𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔 dijo:
Killed via sheer embarrassment
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You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder - for money.
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Commandant Swordfish dijo:
Even Jellyfish - an animal with no brain at all, that start off life effectively as a plant, can tell which way is up.

There is no way on God's green flat Earth that you can consider the possibility that is "up", even with the trans shit taken into account, and for you to even consider that as a possibility makes me very concerned for your well-being and circumstances in your personal life. Even if you aren't saying "Yes, that's up", the fact you considered that a possibility makes me worry for you, friend.

I shall pray for you.
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Id cut him some slack, with ralph and digibro the problem is we've gotten so far down we cant even really tell which way is up anymore.
lets say you were transported magically to the center of the earth.
which way is up?
Which way is down?
or if you were taken to the north and south pole. which way is north, which way is south?
at those levels, shit like that is confusing.
 
Ralph can't help but be white trash. There are nicer places to get married for cheap, but he choose this cliche.
 
HOLY SHIT...

She looks worse with every picture she takes like good lord. And dumber too if she didn't drop his dump fat ass after that expose rape shit show.

Imagine the supposed "best day of your life" being handed out to a hog by a discount bootleg Elvis impersonator. Truly a dumpsterfire family and wedding.
 
for those who might be wondering why las vegas ...

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while there are no "innocent victims" here, except for rozy, according to this, when a marriage in annulled in las vegas, there is no alimony, no division of property, no divorce attorneys or filings, and no documentation of the marriage. it's simply as if it never happened. meigh would continue to be considered "single, never married", and the ragepig would still be considered "divorced" from his previous marriage.

the hilarious part is ... if it does end this way, their marriage will have been an
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I can see what he was going for.
Ralph was convinced that if he actually did the wedding at guntamania, someone, probably Harry or Matt, would try to crash it. So pre-empted this by fast-tracking the wedding. The question is whether this will play out in his favor. He avoided a grand confrontation with Matt and Harry at the wedding, but that won't stop them from trying to show up at his rassling event.
Will May leave him? Will he leave May?
May has gained weight, is she pregnant again? Is this his attempt at not having a child out of wedlock at least once? Find out in the next episode of Porcine Gunt Z.
 
My god the self own is so hard. Wrestling lore has leaked into his daily decisions.

Ralph would claim he intentionally crashed into another car to avoid claiming anything he ever does is an accident at this point.
 
Every time I think Ralph has hit peak white trash, he manages to one up himself yet again. He is the archetypal southern white trash man in every possible respect.
 
It now transpires that this was allegedly paid for using Harry's card, used by Meigh without his permission.

She is claiming that he had in the past said she could use it whenever she likes...

While she is proffering a defense for her usage of the card, stating she had permission, unless there are specific receipts I would err on the side of Meigh just admitting to committing an an act of financial fraud.

Classic Ralphamale wedding, don't pay, get your horsebride to commit what could amount to a felony instead of paying $600 dollars...

Anyway, he totally earns more than all you aylawgs put together

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Mr E. Grifter dijo:
It now transpires that this was allegedly paid for using Harry's card, used by Meigh without his permission.

She is claiming that he had in the past said she could use it whenever she likes...

While she is proffering a defense for her usage of the card, stating she had permission, unless there are specific receipts I would err on the side of Meigh just admitting to committing an an act of financial fraud.

Classic Ralphamale wedding, don't pay, get your horsebride to commit what could amount to a felony instead of paying $600 dollars...

Anyway, he totally earns more than all you aylawgs put together

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If he sued, which he's been very spiteful lately, she'd need to prove he said that which I doubt is in either written word or recording.
 
My agnostic non Christian hide got married in a church. With both our family's present and with their blessing.

Once again, the "Christ is King!" crowd can't get their shit together on basic bitch life....but they wag their finger at ME?!
 
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